The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but the Third Reich invades it again! 

I wish that Greece would get more recognition for their achievements in WWII. 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it was later forgotten 

I wish I earn an award for my research. 

[TecnaBronny 14]

Granted but your research caused you to die of cancer due to exposure to harmful chemicals

 

I wish everyone was a brony and there would be world peace

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but there will be fights  among others on who's right and who is not within the fandom.

I wish I don't have to study trigonometry  

Edited April 26, 2018 by TBD

[PiratePony 8,475]

Granted, but now you must study Calculus, Geometry, Algebra, and Voodoo Math.

I wish my morning commute had no traffic.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

 

I wish I don't have to study trigonometry  

I’m having soh kah toa flashbacks.

 

1 hour ago, PiratePony said:

 

I wish my morning commute had no traffic.

Granted. It takes you 2 hours sitting in traffic everytime you want food.

 

i wish soh kah toa wasn’t a thing

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you will have a hard time in trigmonenty. 

I wish our world is like star wars universe. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but all of this happened eons ago and no one remembers o3o

I wish I had a lightsaber O3O

 

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's a toy from Wahl-Mert

I wish to be the trashman o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's Garbage Day and you get shot D:

I wish Civilians wouldn't shoot each other :/

 

[Rising Dusk 27,552]

Granted, but poison is on the rise.

I wish for a blueberry muffin.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it's a microsize

I wish i can live in a beach. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but a Tsunami comes.

I wish I could remember anything I might need to do.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you forget important things, like family and friends D:

I wish it was the weekend already =w=

 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted you traveled 200 years into the future and it has been taken over by robots.

 

i wish I could have a nice family

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but your neighbors are mean to you and only you!

I wish it wasnt so close to my bedtime rn.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

GrAnted. You are falling asleep in the middle of the day and your boss fires you/you get detention 

I wish I didn’t forget everything 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're now a robot o3o
I wish I was a cyborg T3T

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then everyone turns into a cyborg and you're not special anymore D:

I wish for a 10 piece McNuggets

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted but they're not from McDonald's.

I wish I could try again with a former friend.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, it fails so horribly that it leaves you with trust issues.

I wish for something terrible to happen to everyone in the world, including me.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted but it turns out to be something not that bad if you really think about it.

I wish I HAD ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IN THE WORLD NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Will Guide 21,360]

Just now, Princess Panzy said:

Granted. But, it fails so horribly that it leaves you with trust issues.

I wish for something terrible to happen to everyone in the world, including me.

Granted, our memory of this entire day will be forgotten. Uh, what was I doing in the past 24 hours.

I wish I could learn to think before I say something that would destroy potential friendship.s and Not be ninja

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you spend ALL your time thinking, and never speak again D:
 

19 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT then everyone turns into a cyborg and you're not special anymore D:

I wish I was a cyborg anyways O3O

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted . 

 

I wish Proxima Midnight be my waifu. :3