The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but it lasts only a week, then the hot weather returns, hotter than before.
I wish I can redeem myself and everyone I wronged will forgive me.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted,but you don't believe they actually forgave you and still feel terrible
i wish i had an editor for my story

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

Granted, but you get a stupid editor who makes your story look worse than before 

I wish I didn't act like a weirdo at school today. 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, your teacher suspects you of being a Russisn Spy and force feeds you borscht to see if you're the real deal.

I wish to beam in and out of places like Megaman.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted,but you can only beam into Analog technology from the 1900's

i wish i could pay for stuff with hugs

Edited July 12, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you hug so much that you end up with a bunch of diseases D:

I wish I could cure sicknesses o3o

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted but you have to absorb them on yourself(it only works on others)

 

I wish sickness didn't exist at all

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

17 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

Granted but you have to absorb them on yourself(it only works on others)

 

I wish sickness didn't exist at all

 

Granted, and now everyone is per-dey   Also they now call you

TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

I wish the Punisher and X-Men where put in Marvel vs Capcom Infinity via DLC  XD

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted but you need to pay 1000$ to unlock them so no one can play with them

i wish the actual Twilight Sparkle was a vampire too

 

Edited July 13, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, but you meant the book series.

 

I wish I could drink copious amount of diet soda and not be judged for it.

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

5 hours ago, Baymax said:

Granted, but you meant the book series.

 

I wish I could drink copious amount of diet soda and not be judged for it.

Your wish is granted, unfortunately theirs a defect with the soda but since no one cares to tell you about it, you explode.  To make matters worse you innards ended up on a pizza, and has become the most popular topping to have on pizza.  So now people clone you, just to make your clones explode to be used as pizza toppings.

 

I wish in Star Wars episode 9 they add Xenomorphs as a main plot point XD

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,but its not set in a galaxy far far away so they never meet eachother,its basicaly just an alien movie

i wish elder scrolls vi would come out this year

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

48 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

granted,but its not set in a galaxy far far away so they never meet eachother,its basicaly just an alien movie

i wish elder scrolls vi would come out this year

 

It does, the guy who helped make it so fast is this guy XD

 

 

The last thing you hear is a carnival song playing faster and faster till......  You should probably see Halloween 3 to see what I am talking about because it is worse than anything I have said her   

 

I wish someone made it so Halloween 3 never happened, now I have the stupid song stuck in my head that killed Lord Valtasar

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

damn,now i have to watch it,but work is piled up atm

Granted,Halloween 3 never happened but the song is still in your head and its even more unnerving without knowing where its from

i wish i hadn't died to a song

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

2 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

damn,now i have to watch it,but work is piled up atm

Granted,Halloween 3 never happened but the song is still in your head and its even more unnerving without knowing where its from

i wish i hadn't died to a song

 

LOL  It's not bad, it just doesn't fit with the series, and the song isn't unnerving, its just so repetitive and fast passed, it might really cause madness.

 

 

You don't die, instead you transcend the brony condition....    Though you have near unlimited power... you cant handle spoons anymore, so no icecream... Also no tv ergo no MLP or anything else.  You live forever though  XD 

I wish I could recreate my Human Princess Luna from Soul Caliber 4 and 5 in Soul Caliber 6 with zero trouble XD

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but you're sued by Hasbro.

I wish I could teleport into the internet but not get stuck.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you find yourself lost in a sea of memes.

I wish I could teleport at will. :3

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but it's only a few feet and requires a day to recharge.

I wish I could manipulate electronic with a touch of my hand.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted,but you have no hands

i wish my drawing tablet had a screen

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but now it was to expensive to buy.

I wish I could get out of bed. :3

[Nature Tune 8,392]

Granted, but then you’ll never be able to get im again :33

I wish I can fly

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You can fly, but only at a speed 1/10th as fast as you can walk.

I wish I could have a magic bag that creates whatever food I want.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted except the food is expired.

 

I wish I could type with my teeth.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you have to remove them first

I wish I had cybernetic legs o3o

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, they're made out of a really weak metal.

I wish a twister would blow the Statue of Liberty's dress off.