The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but now the battery never dies and you're obliged to stay on your laptop forever !

I wish for some sleep

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

3 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but now the battery never dies and you're obliged to stay on your laptop forever !

I wish for some sleep

Granted, but Luna doesn't allow you to leave your dream ever.

 

I wish for more name changes

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, everyone starts cycling names everytime I change my face

 

I wish people would change their avatars more often :3

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

11 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, everyone starts cycling names everytime I change my face

 

I wish people would change their avatars more often :3

 

Granted but you get bannished!

 

I wish the smooze (@The_Gobo) would become a pony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Nevar!
I wish there was more time in the day :3

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Nevar!
I wish there was more time in the day :3

 

Granted but the smooze evaporated (not a great day for lord smooze  )

 

I wish the smooze would solidify AFTER EVERYPONY GETS OUT

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you're the one who's responsible for breaking it apart so it can be disposed.  (It's as tough as reinforced concrete.)

 

I wish I had a device that could manipulate anything about me. (I'd be the only one able to see/use it.)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you find a toolgun from garrysmod. But it only works on your ragdoll, not you.

I wish I still made comics in gmod :/

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but they look Celestia awful, like a the nine-year old players tried to make them.

 

I wish I had added a wish when I initially posted this post and didn't have to edit it in.

 

Edited January 8, 2018 by Superplay64

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but you wish disappear since your wish was added when you edited your post it contradicts your wish not fulfilling the condition and you have to edit your post anyway

Same

Edited January 9, 2018 by Gabosor

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Gabosor said:

Granted, but you wish disappear since your wish was added when you edited your post it contradicts your wish not fulfilling the condition and you have to edit your post anyway

Same

Uhhh...the universe turns chaotic to match the way the wish was worded?

I wish people would make simple wishes, like a cat or something.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you can only think of complicated wishes and everyone else doesn't like it.

I wish I could get a taste of the other side of life (being able to know first-hand what it's like to be a girl) (I don't mean trans, I mean like a reality-warp).

[Will Guide 21,325]

15 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

Granted, but now you can only think of complicated wishes and everyone else doesn't like it.

I wish I could get a taste of the other side of life (being able to know first-hand what it's like to be a girl) (I don't mean trans, I mean like a reality-warp).

Granted, but now you're stuck in that reality warp.

I wish I could speak and understand the most complex computer terms. Maybe then, @Techno Universal and I can fully understand each other.

Edited January 9, 2018 by WiiGuy2014

[Techno Universal 2,575]

52 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but now you're stuck in that reality warp.

I wish I could speak and understand the most complex computer terms. Maybe then, @Techno Universal and I can fully understand each other.

Granted but then you overload your brain's processing capacity to the point that you come close to death and go into a coma!

 

I wish I had a better computer!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up with with possessed by a Cortana A.I.

D:

I wish I had a A.I. babe in my computer :V

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,000]

Granted but your computer blows up after 5 seconds.

I wish for endless lemons.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but it is the combustible lemons produced by Aperture Laboratories. 

I wish I could have responded to Gobo's wish with another Portal reference.

Edited January 9, 2018 by cpl_dixon

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you now work at Aperture during the 80's and are next in line for mandatory testing.

 

I wish ponies would sign onto helping with my (unofficial) FiM extended universe series quicker.
(I legit do wish that was the case [link in my sig if you actually happen to be interested])

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the game breaks and all the side characters become your OC but in different clothes.

 

@cpl_dixon I wish I didn't have to make a potato battery :3

 

[TS Lightner 269]

5 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but the game breaks and all the side characters become your OC but in different clothes.

(It isn't supposed to be a game, it's supposed to be a series of Fanmade episodes.)


And Granted I guess...but uhh....let's see here....OOH!  You get your consciousness uploaded into one!

I wish all the leaks lately never happened.

Edited January 10, 2018 by Superplay64

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but is because the series were cancelled, and there is no new stuff to leak 

I wish an apple juice

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but the next morning you're horrified to find that you're now slowly turning into Applejack (physically only, you're still you personality wise)

 

I wish I picked up Apple Pie from the store more often (with French Vanilla Ice Cream to top it).

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But it's got lemon and orange zest on it instead of vanilla cream D:
 

I wish it was friday =w=

 

Edited January 11, 2018 by The_Gobo

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you get a call from your employers asking why you weren't there for work yesterday/thursday.


I wish I didn't have work today.

Edited January 11, 2018 by Superplay64

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're fired :V

I wish Superplay64 didn't lose their job :V