The Corrupted Wish Game

[Amelia Monocle 112]

granted, those french fries are magical, and will turn you into a... person with a singed mouth

i wish it was more obvious that party cannon is a dude

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but now you know I am a dude...(insert issue).

 

I wish for a bathtub full of paper shreds.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. But then there a nasty paper cut situation. And since you were probably expected someone would corrupt your wish like that. I'm gonna throw in some lemon juice too. Stings doesn't it?

 

i wish i could play the drums.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. One day, you bang so hard on them that not only do you create a hole in the drums, everyone runs away holding their ears.

 

I wish I prank the next poster by stealing all their footwear.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.

 

Shame I don't wear any sort of footwear,eh?

 

I wish I had hardened skin so nothing hurts me anymore.

[Znex 936]

Granted, unfortunately it's so hard and solid that you can't move, and so you stay there in place until you die from starvation.

 

I wish we had interstellar travel already  <_<

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but "In space no one can hear you scream."

 

I wish for a farting turtle.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it makes highly explosive farts. It explodes with a great flash of puff and smoke within a few seconds.

 

I wish I could think of things to wish for

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but you only had wish so AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

I wish for a milkshake just like your avatar's.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.Unfortunately,you can't enjoy it as you keep bringing all the boys to the yard with it and they constantly try to take your milkshake away from you.

 

I wish I was freakin' tick brah.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Basically, you wish for something, and then the next person gets to corrupt it in the most creative way they can, or least creative. If they are lazy.

 

So in other words this is a game about ruining dreams. If that already exists, please delete, I didn't see one.

 

Examples:

 

I wish I could fly!

 

Granted, but you break every bone in your body.

I wish for a pony!

 

Granted but it explodes into a bunch of pop tarts. Now, you could eat the pop tarts, but they shoot lasers. Too bad.

I wish for unlimited money, enough to swim in, and for me to never get bored of it.

 

Granted, but you decide it would be a great idea to condense the money into a gas form. Using a similar technique to how rainbows work, you cover the lands with green, gold, and silver Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights for the young-in's). However, this causes an illness which affects majority of the population. Quickly, with your unlimited cash, you manage to invent a cure to fix the illness. And about 40% of everyone everywhere don't die. Yay! However, the fossil fuels used in the whole process increase global warming so much that... everyone burns. Let's go with that. Sooo... the end.

I wish for a cupcake!

 

(You don't need to color code, obviously. Just making it easier to read.)

 

 

Soooo... let's get started! I wish for a sandwich!

Edited January 2, 2013 by Firebolt

[Sarajevo 124]

Granted, but you're allergic to bread. 

I wish I could carry heavy things like cars, and stuff :3

Edited January 2, 2013 by Sarajevo

[Colt 555]

Soooo... let's get started! I wish for a sandwich!

 

O yeah Im gonna get reported for this but now I cant stop

 

Granted here are two strong oiled hunks.

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Somepony ruined my joke THAT SUCKS... Srajevo...

 

Well granted you got the super soldier steroids.

 

But now you have random rage scenes and spiced with tasty suicide depression times.

 

I wish I was the president of Venezuela. (this one good guys)

Edited January 2, 2013 by Colt

[Leafeon 2,702]

@@Sarajevo, Granted, but everyone asks you for favors all the time. And who wants to do favors all the time?

 

@@Colt, Granted, but.... no wish.

 

I wish for a pet Tom.

Edited January 2, 2013 by Firebolt

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but be is evil an he hates you and kills you.

 

 

I wish I could date Fluttershy in real life.

Edited January 2, 2013 by DJ-Shy3

[Leafeon 2,702]

Granted, but everyone laughs at you when they see that you are dating an alien.

 

I wish for a Trixie plush

[Colt 555]

I wish for a Trixie plush

 

Granted its inside this black unbreakable box

 

I wish I was the president of Venezuela. (make this a good one guys)

Edited January 2, 2013 by Colt

[Leafeon 2,702]

Granted its inside this black unbreakable box

 

I wish I was the president of Venezuela. (make this a good one guys)

Granted, but it turns out you were never elected to be in the seat of power there! It was actually to be supreme ruler of a country called, Kickassia! Sadly this country is only about... 2 acres. Better luck next time!

 

I wish for something to break the unbreakable box.

[Colt 555]

Granted, but it turns out you were never elected to be in the seat of power there! It was actually to be supreme ruler of a country called, Kickassia! Sadly this country is only about... 2 acres. Better luck next time!   I wish for something to break the unbreakable box

 

 

Awww the right answer was. Granted you got cancer =(

 

 

Granted in exchange I took the box and its content ofcourse

 

I wish I had the ability to read girls minds. 

Edited January 2, 2013 by Colt

[The Stranger 812]

I wish I had the ability to read girls minds. 

 

 

Granted but you discover one of them wants you dead and plans to do the job herself. 

 

I wish my body could withstand heavy physical punishment like surviving a fall without getting hurt or getting hit by a car and not breaking a bone. 

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, however in order to work you must stand one leg while saying saying the alphabet backwards

(i don't even know....)

 

I wish I hadn't killed all of Lurp's babies :vvvv

[Colt 555]

Granted now you are pregnant

 

I wish I was as good dancer as gummy

[Rocco 567]

wish granted, you try to showcase your tallents to the world but you are quickly captured and turned into a wallet.

http://youtu.be/uwYbPEQWlec

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could catch those damn squirrels that keep stealing the bird food.

[The Stranger 812]

wish granted, you try to showcase your tallents to the world but you are quickly captured and turned into a wallet.

http://youtu.be/uwYbPEQWlec

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could catch those damn squirrels that keep stealing the bird food.

 

Granted but you find out they have rabies.

 

I wish I could alter my appearance at will like a shapeshifter. 

[Victor van Dort 202]

Granted, but you can only turn into a wide range of inconceivable ugly people/animals.

 

I wish for Monster dna headphones.