The Corrupted Wish Game

[Shift 4,272]

Granted, BUT THEY CHUCK YOU.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but infinite wishes stop other people from wishing, causing everything to go to s***

 

 

 

I wish that this wish was a wish that I wished would never be wished because it's a wish that shouldn't be wished because I wished it in my wish that the wish that I am wishing was never wished.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted all of yours

I wish slainesbrony would go away

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted! slainesbrony never existed!

 

 

 

 

I wish Midnight fallen would go away.

[Midnight fallen 6]

No grant

Can Stainesbrony plz die

[Zim 2]

Wish granted, he changed his name to ponyhater

 

I wish for ____

[Vexxy 134]

Granfslkated ERROR ERROR YOU RECIEVE ----

 

I wish UK Netflix had more movies.

[Midnight fallen 6]

I don't work for them sorry

I wish people loved me but I don't wanna get hurt or have sex

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. They love you so much they just have to eat you.
 

I wish people would stop making stupid wishes (I am staring at you slainesbrony. Seriously, it got old very quickly!).

[Midnight fallen 6]

Thank you! And ignore him

I wish to conquer equestria

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

you do, for ten seconds, then you die of cardiac arrest

 

i wish for a giant man eating ursa to try to kill me, but it fails to do so

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, then a troll eats you.

 

I wish more people were open and admitting of their own insecurities instead of judging others based on theirs.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted I am an antisocial emo guy who wants friends but has problems with temper ther I admitted it

I wish for drac to stop being mean to me

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, then Muffin goes full force on you

 

i wish the troll was eaten by a dragon, i like a good challenge

Edited April 8, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Silverhoof 2,844]

The dragons eats the troll exactly as you wish. But the dragon is not full, looks around for seconds and spots...you. Yum!

 

I wish for a new fluffy bath towel. Color doesn't matter. I just need one.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I use it to throttle you.

I wish for a good nite of sleep.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Granted k.o.s you

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

No wish to grant. So now you are my servent!

 

I wish for tea or coffee, AND MAKE IT PROPER.

[Midnight fallen 6]

Here is some coffee and tea as proper as I can make (regrets taking culinary school hoping toile it terrible so he can leave)

I wish for a wife

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The wife ends your life with a knife.

I wish I wasn't in such a dark and malevolent mood.

[Midnight fallen 6]

No grant I like it and not funny I'm immortal

I wish for a real wife

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but she ends up having an affair.

 

I wish for a nice futon.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Midnight fallen 6]

Here is your futon and I meant one who didn't kill me or cheat

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Here is your futon and I meant one who didn't kill me or cheat

 

(It's the corrupt wish game, you wish gets twisted from what you originally wanted. )

[Midnight fallen 6]

Grr what do you want master