The Corrupted Wish Game

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but they are fakes.

I wish I could go to a concert this summer.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's a Justin Bieber concert!

I wish I could go to a gaming covention

[Guest]

You may, but you have to wear mittens and ski goggles the entire time!

 

I wish I could visit Scotland soon.

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

granted. . But it's only for one day

I want bo be a wilian

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

2 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but it's a Justin Bieber concert!

I wish I could go to a gaming covention

Yeah, not in a billion years.

@Sunset Rose
Granted, but you visit it when it's too cold to visit anything.

I wish I could write fanfics faster.

[Guest]

You can, but every word you write is 'foist'.

 

I wish I had a larger house.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted, but the "house" you get is the changeling hive.

 

I wish I were better at drawing.

[EightBit 284]

Granted, but nobody ever looks at them, so you're forced to keep your talents to yourself.

 

I want an infinite Cadbury's chocolate chip cookie that replenishes with every bite.

[Guest]

Granted, but you have the stomach the size of a shot glass.

 

I'd want a more calm environment to live in.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I wish to be able to unbreak this dumb maths equation.

[Clod 8,294]

Granted, but you'll never unbreak any other dumb maths equation again.

I wish to get a good job close enough I can walk to

Edited July 26, 2017 by meme
forgot to put my wish

[Widdershins 9,959]

 Granted. It's as a janitor for the apartment complex/housing devolopment you live in. 

                              Like, seriously! How do janitors do it?!!? You ever clean a toliet? Idon'twannacleanapublictoliet!!Ibarelywanttouseone!!

 

  Playing Hearthstone right now.  Guy drops a 6/5 raptor on turn two while I'm completely defenseless.... and immediately concedes. I win.

 

                          I wish I knew what goes through some people's heads sometimes...

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you have no idea what goes through people's heads the rest of the time.

1 minute ago, Widdershins said:

 Granted. It's as a janitor for the apartment complex/housing devolopment you live in. 

Like, seriously! How do janitors do it?!!? You ever clean a toliet? Idon'twannacleanapublictoliet!!Ibarelywanttouseone!!

I wish I knew what goes through your head sometimes. 

[Widdershins 9,959]

18 minutes ago, Duality said:

Granted, but you have no idea what goes through people's heads the rest of the time.

21 minutes ago, Widdershins said:

 Granted. It's as a janitor for the apartment complex/housing devolopment you live in. 

Like, seriously! How do janitors do it?!!? You ever clean a toliet? Idon'twannacleanapublictoliet!!Ibarelywanttouseone!!

I wish I knew what goes through your head sometimes. 

  Granted. Ya blind now.

 

  I wish... for Wishiwashi!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's a wishy-washy version that's not half as good as the real thing.

4 minutes ago, Widdershins said:

Granted. Ya blind now.

Confused as to how that relates to anything I said. 

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Easy. You did ask to basically see what I see.

    To quote Wally: "I'm not afraid of them. If they try to see into my thoughts, they'll all go blind."

 

 I wish I knew how one could literally "Remove a Brohoof."

[Duality 10,739]

1 minute ago, Widdershins said:

 I wish I knew how one could literally "Remove a Brohoof."

Granted, but I just did it to your post. And, no, you ain't getting it back. Irony reigns supreme.

1 minute ago, Widdershins said:

To quote Wally: "I'm not afraid of them. If they try to see into my thoughts, they'll all go blind."

I wish I knew what Wally you were talking about here.

[DogFood 8]

Granted. That Wally was recently on the news. He died.

I wish I was better at this game.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you still aren't anywhere near as amazing at it as I am.

I wish for a horse.

[Fade 78]

Granted, but someone eats your horse.

 

I wish we could travel into space.

Edited July 26, 2017 by Fade

[DogFood 8]

Granted but you don't have a space suit

I wish Discord-senpai would notice me...

[Mirage 24,747]

Granted, but you discover dark matter and don't live to tell about it.

I wish I could sing. :_(

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you can only do it badly.

I wish polar equations didn't make me cry.

[djdashie3 128]

Granted, but now you can never cry again for anything.

I wish there was a awesome 3d mlp n64 like platformer game on the 3ds. that you play as rainbow dash!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but RD dies in the end.

I wish that I'll be able to get a good seat when I see the MLP movie in cinemas.