The Corrupted Wish Game

[Hierok 11,831]

1 hour ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

@SparklingSwirls

Granted but you have to fix my hair now !!

I wish you didn't torture my hair !

Granted, but I hadn't so this wish is not grantable.

I wish this computer was faster. 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but it'll overheat itself to death

I wish for a Team Fortress 3

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but the game is very bad and you don't like it

I wish an Octavia plushie

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now you have to buy Vinyl as well or Octavia will get lonely !
I wish I could have a great friend, as well as Vinyl with Octavia or Lyra and Bonbon !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You have @Trottermare Galamane :3

Same =w=

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted. you have @Trottermare Galamane but you have to put up with his incessant Picture posting :3

Same =w=

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted. you have @Trottermare Galamane but now you can't mention him anymore.
Same 

[TBD 17,254]

granted now you're best friend with me, which I will now murder you so you can't stop wishing the same wishes.

I wish people would learn to give me some space.

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you will be launched into literal space

I wish to be a boy

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're now a frog.

 

I wish I knew how to ride a unicycle D:

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you can't stop ad you fall off  the cliff .

I wish my frog can talk and sing like kermit. 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it is not in key, so it hurts your ears.

I wish I could sing in key.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it so high pitched, that you end up losing your voice. 

I wish I can invite a turkey to a dinner.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then he's an asshole so you would kick him out

I wish for a Beatles biography

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it a boring biography about beetles. 

I wish I have a puppy. 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but he will be rabid

I WISH I WAS A REAL HUMAN BEAN

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're a mameshiba

(mild language warning)

Spoiler

 

I wish I knew more facts o3o

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but they are all useless

I wish for more chanclas

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but they are torn-out and broken

I wish I haven't ate so much during thanksgiving dinner.

 

[NullAccount 287]

Granted, but you didn't eat enough and pass pass out, and the next thing you know you're waking up and it's Christmas and you eat too much on Christmas instead. 

I wish I didn't have to take online classes for school. 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but there is no non-online classes that you needed, and  you have fallen behind of your class requirements for the semester.

 I wish all my classes is online.

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but you don't have Internet

I wish an Apple pie

[The_Gobo 36,257]

9 hours ago, Gabosor said:

Granted, but you don't have Internet

I wish an Apple pie

GRANTED

 

 

I wish I had a pie o3o

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but that shit nasty, yo

 

I wish for some poutine

[Shadow the First 101]

Granted, but its molded.

I wish for you all to shut up.