The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,969]

Grentid, bet yer luk rens owt, putin yu an da stretz.

Ey wehs I cud spel agen.

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you forgot how to speak.

I wish for infinite wishes

[The Recherche 29,969]

Mrfm, mrm blp mm mhu mll!

(Granted, but they all become corrupted!)

Mlf mlm mll mul rf rm...

( I wish I could speak again...)

[Passion 3,484]

Granted! But nobody's listening...

 

I wish I could be the Dragonborn.

[Castle Bleck 19,378]

Granted, but you're the lowest-level Dragonborn possible.

 

I wish to meet Shantae.

Edited April 12, 2018 by A.V.

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but she despises you, and decides to throw you into a river!

I wish people would actually listen to me...

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they will listen to you for a few minutes.

I wish for a blue heeler

[The Recherche 29,969]

Grantedbutitdevelopsrabbiesandneedstobeputdownwithinonlytwoweeks! 

IwishIcouldaffordtospeakslowerduetomytimelimit... 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you talk way too slow now

I wish for the mlp movie on dvd.

[The Recherche 29,969]

Ggggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaannnnnnnnnnttttttttteeeeeeeedddddddd, bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt'sssssss aaaaaaaaa Cccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeesssssseeeeeeeee kkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooccccccccckkkkkkkk-ooooooooooofffffff.

Iiiiiiiii wwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssshhhhhhhhh Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sssssssssspppppppppppooooooooookkkkkkkkeeeeeeee fffffffffffaaaaaaaaassssssssstttttttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr....

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you forget to space the words in between each scentence.

I wish for Recherche to speak fluently and fancy.

[The Recherche 29,969]

But of course, darling boy!I would ring the bells that would bring forth the dark ages if it were to mean assisting a good fellow in need~! 

Though, I do wish I could speak like the common-folk once more...

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! You speak like a regular person now

I wish I could play Eruption on my guitar.

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but you develop carpal tunnel as a result of playing it too much.

I wish I could speak normally from here on out! 

Spoiler

Tempting fate...

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your have a Canadian accent eh,

I wish I could visit Canada

[The Recherche 29,969]

Sorry; granted, but you get diabetes from all of the maple syrup, eh?

Sorry, but I wish I could stop apologizing and saying eh, eh?

Edit: I should have changed my name to "Rechereh?"! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Lel

Granted! BUT you have to wear a denim jacket with a pony on the back of it into a hardcore bar full of muscular bikers.

I wish for a cool looking Battle jacket.

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but you don't get to wear anything else. 

I wish Messy Mane could only type comments... with a blue font. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I get to choose the color of your font next.

I wish Recherche's font color was Red

 

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but it's crimson red! 

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist... 

[Passion 3,484]

Granted! But world is now without chocolate... (it's a fact, there is a connection)

 

I wish I could understand the singing of the birds.

 

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but now that's the only language you can speak! 

I wish Khajiit would sing me a song with this lovely bird voice! 

[Passion 3,484]

♫꒝♅Ꭵ♬ᏒᎵ ꒝♅Ꭵ♪ᏒᎵ♪ ꒝♅ᎥᎥ♬ᎥᏒᎵ♪, ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅♫Ꭵ꒝♬♅Ꭵ♪ᎥᎥᏒᎵ, ꒝♅Ꭵ♬ᎥᎥᎥᏒ♪Ꮅ, ꒝♅ᎥᏒ♬Ꮅ ꒝♅Ꭵ♫ᎥᎥᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♬♅ᎥᏒ♫Ꮅ ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♬♅ᎥᏒ♪Ꮅ ꒝♅♬Ꭵ꒝♅Ꭵ꒝♫♅ᎥᏒ♬Ꮅ~♬

 

꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ, ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ ꒝♅ᏒᎥᎵ ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ. ꒝♅ᎥᏒᎵ.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but it's the theme that the bird sings in "A Spoonful Of Sugar"  

I wish that I did well on my science test.  

[The Recherche 29,969]

Granted, but you have yet another test to tackle. 

I wish that Khajiit could speak again!