The Corrupted Wish Game

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are given a sickly Pokemon that also happens to be the weakest Pokemon of all time, and it will never level up, evolve, get stronger, get healthy, or even die. And you can't release it. It will stick with you no matter what happens.

I wish I could multitask efficiently.

[Limestone-Pie 188]

Granted - you can multitask, but you can only do so with your feet while listening to a Kids Bop album that is constantly stuck on loop. 

I wish for Limestone to be my roommate, so we could complain about things together and eat cheap microwave meals. 

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted. You are now roommates with an actual limestone rock. It can't really talk, but it's a great listener!

I wish I had a better avatar...

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it too big to fit.

I wish I can grow money from tree. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. The tree grows counterfeit money.

I wish I could grow genuine money from a tree, no one would try to steal the money, and the tree wouldn't take too long to grow.

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted. However, the world no longer uses traditional currency to buy and sell goods. So there's no threat of anyone stealing the money from you!

I wish I could speak multiple languages fluently.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, anything you say will be in a random language. While speaking, your current language will randomly change into a different language whenever you try to say another word.

I wish to be a professional dancer.

[Flutterstep 47,069]

Granted, but now you have no legs.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I like at will.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, but your legs stay behind

I wish I lived on MS The World!

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted, but it's decommissioned and will probably never be removed from the local junk yard any time soon. Enjoy your stay!

I wish that I had perfect anime hair forever.

Edited October 5, 2019 by Samurai Equine

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, they're just plastic wig

I wish can travel in dreams like Princess luna.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but you can only jump between dreams by waking up and taking a very long time to drift back to sleep.

I wish my tummy didn't ache...

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted. You no longer have a tummy. You might want to seek some emergency medical help...

I wish I had a thriving, bountiful fruit and vegetable garden.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Your vegetable garden is vibrant, beautiful, healthy, and even delicious. So much so that everyone else compelety robs you of your produce.

I wish I didn't need to charge my phone.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you don't have to, but your phone dies eventually. 

I wish Halloween will last forever. 

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted! Halloween lasts forever. Every day is counted as Halloween instead of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc. Because of this, no one really celebrates it anymore. It just kind of blends into the background.

I wish all my stuff wouldn't eventually break...

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but all your stuff keep getting lost or stolen. 

I wish that whenever I imagine things, it will come true. 

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted, but your imagination is immaterial. So anything you imagine will come true in ghost form. Can't touch it, can't do anything with it.

I wish the founding fathers would come back from the dead to make improvements to the American Bill of Rights.

[TBD 17,254]

my favorite game have been revived!

 

Granted but they’re a mindless zombie and can’t do much..nor think. 
 

I wish my life is stress free. 
 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Your life is free of everything you currently see and will see as problems. However, this peaceful and perfect life becomes so dull and tedious to live through that you end up being stressed anyways.

I wish I didn't feel so sleepy.

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted. You are forever in a state of hyperactively energetic. There are no foods or medicines that you can take to induce you into a drowsy state nor temporarily knock you out. You are a medical anomaly that can never sleep or relax, no matter how much you might want to! But it won't matter too much, exerting that much energy will probably cut your expected lifespan by more than half.

I wish it was impossible to accidentally or unknowingly hurt someone's feelings.

Edited December 6, 2019 by Toshigami Equine

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Granted, but now you have no filter on your every single negative thought on anyone. You’ll never unknowingly hurt someone’s feelings. It will be very obvious.

I wish I didn’t need to go clothes shopping.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you will have walk in nude in the public.

I wish I can have the power to brainwash people 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You can wash people's brains, and you'll have to break their skulls open to do so. Other people get word of this and murder you.

I wish I could make money without working for it or stealing it.

[Samurai Equine 50,995]

Granted. You now have constant access to machines that print counterfeit money with a limitless supply of paper. And yes, you will get caught by the authorities every time you try to use or bank this money.

I wish everyone else was a fish.