What's/when's the next apocalypse scheduled?

[rcollinz13 428]

The next apocalypse is tomorrow. I'm going to hack into the computers of every human on the planet remove everything until there is nothing but ponies. Then I will take to the internet and remove everything that is not pony related. Next, I will hack into every television network in the world and replace all of their programming with nothing but pmvs, brony music, and mlp fim episodes. Then, Barack Obama will call for a press conference where he informs everyone that they shall all bow before their new world leaders, the Mane Six. After all of this is over the over saturation of cuteness everywhere will cause everyone to die of diabeetus. THE END. D'AWWWWWWW.

[Lost 1,411]

The world will end when Valve actually brung out Half Life 3...

 

 

Ok in all seriousness, there are many predictions about the end of the world, eventually someone will predict an exact date but we wouldn't know itvwas correct until it happened. There is a prediction floating around that a comet is heading towards earth and will hit within the next hundred years (I know it's sometime soonish (in relation to the age of our planet)), interesting fact, did you know that there have been several comets heading towards earth that have crashed into other planets and moons in our solar system.

 

Next prediction, solar flare wipes out electronics soon, not a doomsday prediction but in theory if all electronics were suddenly wipes out there would likely be mass panic, chances are that some countries *cough* North Korea *cough* would take advantage if this and start a world war.

 

Final prediction, the one we KNOW will happen, our sun will die out in billions of years time, when it does it could implode and destroy us, explode and destroy us, expand and destroy us, contract and freeze us or other stuff, the good thing is that if we still are Alice as a species, we won't be living on earth at this point anyway.

 

 

My personal favorite random destruction of earth is a roaming , essentially they are black holes that simply move around space incredibly fast, destroying everything in their path, nobody can predict the movemen of them so it's entirely possible that one could destroy the planet while you are reading this

[Radiance64 7,059]

>Whenever the sun dies out

>Whenever a meteor hits the earth, or something else spacey falls down here and kills us

>Whenever aliens finally decide to declare war on us, we would never win

One of these is the most likely thing, pick your poison.

[NekromantiaFox 270]

Well, everyone remembers the Apocalypse that happened a few weeks ago, right? y'know, the one with all the fire, and flames, etc. What? You mean it didn't happen? Damn...I knew Britain missed out most things, but the end of the world? That's a new one.

 

Anyway, we survived  'Y2K' (Also known as 'Oh dear sweet 'Tia, the clocks might display the wrong date! Nooooooooooooo......) 

We also apparently survived any other pre-certain-doom apocalypses...

 

So, uh, the big question now is: When's the next one scheduled? I mean, we've run out of Maiyan calendar time, and we're still around, so what's next? 

 

So, opinions, ideas, etc. People. We need to be prepared for zombies..Or whatever, whenever it happens.

 

[......To anyone who is taking this seriously, I have some advice Get out more Don't....Unless you really want to.]

 

Actually, even if the world were to supposedly have ended in 2013, the Mayian callender doesn't have leap years so it would have come much sooner than 2013.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

People were too foolish to give their computer years five digits. The Y10K bug will kill us all come year 10,000. Get ready, cause when then time comes we're in for some grim stuff.

But by the time we reach then, one of two things will have happened:

 

Our computers will all be extremely outdated and replaced by extremely advanced that does not run on a code that would defect to such an error. 

 

Or, we will all be dead.

[Zygen 6,066]

Uhhhh I DECLARE THAT THE WORLD SHALL END TOMMOROW!

 

EVERYONE PACK YOUR BAGS FOR DEATH!

 

No but seriously I'm tired of apacolypse theories after 2012. Not only is it possible that anyday the world may end, but it is also not possible to predict really perfectly, plus with how many fails there have been.. Well theres no point I see to believing them.

 

Honestly if the world does end it ends, I don't think there will be any living through it, if there is you'll probably be wishing you where dead anyways.

 

Point is, I'll enjoy my life, and if the world ends it'll end, Heck I could have a massive heart attack or have some terrible virus contracted to me that I don't know about and I'll just die right now.

 

My point is, I don't understand the whole prediction on the end of the world, because it could end just as likely any other day, might as well try and treat everyday as the end of the world more or less, because it really could be.

 

Somewhat depressing i guess, but it is kinda true.

[Loriem 639]

WAIT! You guys did not notice the zombie Apocalypse on 2012 21st?

 

Seriously, the first zombie was made then! it then got shot in the head repeatedly by a smart scientist guy.

[Modphase 1,273]

Haven't you guys noticed? It's already happened! It happened when the first smartphone came out. How could you not notice the constant hordes of zombies? Here's an image which is very relevant to what I mean.

 

 

 

 

I honestly think that some people here (no offense) are bringing up random theories from random wacko theorists for the sake of discussion. The world won't end that soon guys.

 

 

 

[Starshine 16,335]

Bah, no one posted this yet?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

 

The closest one would be 2020, predicted by Jeane Dixon, where Jesu would return to defeat the Big Three of Satan, Anti-Christ, and fastfood mascots

[Cowl 128]

Whenever the flying spaghetti monster comes to claim everyone's souls.

 

This may or may not result in or occur as a zombie apocalypse.