Ask The one and only awesome Rainbow Dash

[Nah 3,181]

 

(*Kills rainbow dash, everypony, and eventually, kill master Discord, and take over Equestria*)

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

What's the mathematical equation to awesomeness?

 

Easy. Me.

[Shadow Stallion 435]

Also, I thought Pinkie Pie murdered you?

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

(*Kills rainbow dash, everypony, and eventually, kill master Discord, and take over Equestria*)

 

 

Also, I thought Pinkie Pie murdered you?

 

[Nah 3,181]

 

 

I am immune to the elements, and have underestimated abilities, not laughing anymore, huh?

[Pinkie Diane Pie 217]

No Pinkie with juice box?

[Spock 91]

(*Kills rainbow dash, everypony, and eventually, kill master Discord, and take over Equestria*)

 

Mmmmm how about no *Uses Nyan boom in combination with rainboom, creating a double rainbow, also known as the baddest F***ing rainbow you've ever seen. Oh and friendship cannon, so triple rainbow.* Edited January 25, 2012 by Nyan Cat

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

No Pinkie with juice box?

 

Yes, more Pinkie with juice box!

 

[Pinkie Diane Pie 217]

Wittle Wauren wants a wittle huggy :>

 

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

Mmmmm how about no *Uses Nyan boom in combination with rainboom, creating a double rainbow, also known as the baddest F***ing rainbow you've ever seen. Oh and friendship cannon, so triple rainbow.*

 

[Spock 91]

Mmm juice.. I think I'll get some, it's good for a cold.

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

Wittle Wauren wants a wittle huggy :>

 

 

 

 

[Spock 91]

 

Wouldn't load, couldn't see, or as it will now be known, WL,CS.

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

Mmm juice.. I think I'll get some, it's good for a cold.

 

Yep!

 

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hey Rainbow Dash! From 1 to 10, how cool am I?

[Spock 91]

I say it's a ten.

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

Hey Rainbow Dash! From 1 to 10, how cool am I?

 

Dude, your way cooler than just ten. Your AWESOME.

Edited January 25, 2012 by Rainbow Dash

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Dude, your way cooler than just ten. Your AWESOME.

 

thanks! On a scale from 1 to 10, you are 50. Wait, you are 20% cooler than that.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

20%÷X(X=10T+Y)=30%+Y÷X=R%+Y-10T=15Y÷X=18%+R=21%.

 

As you can see by the simple equation above, taking in your feats of coolness into account, your claim of Rarity needing to make your dress 20% cooler does not add up. The dress infact, needed to be 21% cooler.

 

What are your comments on the conclusion drawn by the equation above?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

42.

[Spartan-Dash (MP117) 26]

1. When you said "Fast as a Bullet", isn't that odd because firearms are illegal in Ponyville?

2. Can I haz hug?

[Comet_Dust 2]

Could you beat Chuck Norris in a karate fight?

[MLP Rainbow Dash 45]

Of course! I'm the strong yet the fastest pony in all of Equestria! I can handle ANY fight. Bring it ON!

[Pinkie Diane Pie 217]

Hi Dash! Anyways what is your favorite color?

 

Lemme guess...Rainbow? Mayb? :3

 

Oh and how is the Wonderbolts doing? Did they accept you?

[kirbyboi 587]

How did it feel to joust for the Crystal ponies? And why were you acting that way towards Fluttershy?

 

I know you didn't mean to say those things to Fluttershy, but were you just angry, or...what?