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Dear Princess Celestia...

What hair conditioner do you use??

 

Dear Princess Luna...

Who is to blame when a pony has a nightmare while daydreaming?

 

Dear Princess Cadance...

What do you actually do as a princess??

 

Dear Princess Twilight...

Red Bull is bad for you.

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Why is Twilight here?

Luna and Celestia exchange a look.  Celestia turns to Firebolt and smiles slightly.

Celestia: I just thought that Twilight would like to spend a little time with us.  And perhaps learn a thing or two!

-Twilight blinks and looks around for a notebook-

 

Prince blueblood: Aunts. Cousin Cadence. How are you doing? What is Twilight doing here?

Celestia: I'm doing fine, thank you!  So lovely to see you again!  Twilight is here to learn a bit!

Luna: Hello, Blueblood.  How is sister?

Cadence: Hi!

 

Dear Princess Celestia...

What hair conditioner do you use??

 

Dear Princess Luna...

Who is to blame when a pony has a nightmare while daydreaming?

 

Dear Princess Cadance...

What do you actually do as a princess??

 

Dear Princess Twilight...

Red Bull is bad for you.

Celestia: Hair conditioner?  Well...I use 'Cherry Blossom'.  (Feather Gem: -shrug-)

Luna: -coughs-  Well...Tia doesn't have to do with the dream realm.  So I suppose that would be me.

Cadance: Well, currently, I'll be ruling over the Crystal Empire and help to spread love across Equestria.

Twilight: -makes face-  Red Bull...?  (Feather Gem: Nice question.  Hey!  That wasn't a question!)

 

I can ask anything? Hehehehe...

 

I'll have some questions later.

Twilight looks a bit worried.  Celestia raises an eyebrow.  Luna stares blankly.  Cadance looks slightly nervous.

 

 

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

If I were to overthrow you, and sell your throne to the highest bidder, what would you do?

Twilight looks over.

Celestia: Well...I'd...hope you'd donate the money to charity?

Twilight makes a face.

 

 

 

Which one of you was phone?

Twilight: Wat.

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Celestia: I'm doing fine, thank you!  So lovely to see you again!  Twilight is here to learn a bit!

Luna: Hello, Blueblood.  How is sister?

Cadence: Hi!

Prince BlueBlood: She is doing fine. Also hello Twilight.

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Kaidou: Tell your gaurds to stop trying to arrest me So I wont beat them Up.

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Prince BlueBlood: She is doing fine. Also hello Twilight.

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Kaidou: Tell your gaurds to stop trying to arrest me So I wont beat them Up.

 

Twilight gives Blueblood an annoyed look. 

Twilight: Hi

Twilight finds a notebook.  She gasps in delight.

 

Luna looks at Celestia.  Celestia gives a tiny nod.  Luna walks over.

Luna: I'll handle it.

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Kaidou: Also one of them called Shining Armour scartched my Pirate ship. I want 100 Million gems as a repay

Everypony looks over.

Celestia: Now, now.  I think 100 Million gems is too high a cost for such little damage.

Cadance: He did what.

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Everypony looks over.

Celestia: Now, now.  I think 100 Million gems is too high a cost for such little damage.

Cadance: He did what.

Kaidou: Well I am a Pirate Empreror. If my rivals saw the damage they would make fun of me. And I would have to kill them.

Kaidou looks at Cadence

Kaidou: he and some other gaurd attacked me and my crew. And I had to beat them all up.

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Kaidou: Well I am a Pirate Empreror. If my rivals saw the damage they would make fun of me. And I would have to kill them.

Kaidou looks at Cadence

Kaidou: he and some other gaurd attacked me and my crew. And I had to beat them all up.

Celestia: I'll send you some gems soon then.

Cadance: You...beat...them up?

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Kaidou: I have made it 10 Million gems because I am The greatest. Yes I beated them Up. Easily actually. You should hire stronger gaurds.

Cadance: I think its time you leave...

Celestia: 10 Million... :mellow:

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Hello Princesses and.....Twilight. The names Storm Fire.

 

Cadance: I know everypony is probably wondering so I'll ask this. Are you and Shining Armor planning on having kids, if so how many?

 

Luna: Would you like some flowers? Flower_Bouquet.pngI picked them for you I thought you would like them. You are my favorite Princess after all. :wub:

Celestia: What do you and Luna do for fun when you aren't drowning in work?

 

Twilight: Have you read any good books lately?

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Kaidou: I dont want to leave. :(

Cadence: I think you do.

 

Hello Princesses and.....Twilight. The names Storm Fire.

 

Cadance: I know everypony is probably wondering so I'll ask this. Are you and Shining Armor planning on having kids, if so how many?

 

Luna: Would you like some flowers? img-1146001-1-Flower_Bouquet.pngI picked them for you I thought you would like them. You are my favorite Princess after all. :wub:

Celestia: What do you and Luna do for fun when you aren't drowning in work?

 

Twilight: Have you read any good books lately?

Cadence laughs.

Cadence: Well, of course we do.  But we aren't sure how many just yet!

Luna: These are simply stunning!  Thank you! 

Celestia: Well, there are these things called video games.  Luna enjoys them more then I do though.

Twilight:  Oh yes!  I just read this really interesting one about this pony who gets lost a forest!  And---

Twilight begins hoofing you books.

Twilight:  You must read them!  Anyway, like I was saying, blah de blah de blah blah---

 

 

@Luna+Celestia: Have you two ever done... naughty things with each other before? ;)

Celestia and Luna give you a strange look.

 

Congratulations to you Twilight Sparkle!

Hope you work hard after being princess :)

Twilight:  Thanks...?

Twilight turns to Celestia and shrugs in confusion.  Celestia goes slightly pink and turns away quickly.

 

Celestia, I love you. I'm your biggest fan. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. You're the greatest! 

Celestia: That's wonderful to hear!  Perhaps there's anything to wish to know better about me?

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Excuse me princesses. I have other questions...

 

Princess Celestia... What's wrong with Prince Blueblood? He has some issues with his attitude.

And... Did you know that planets are supposed to orbit the sun, and not the other way around?

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Excuse me princesses. I have other questions...

 

Princess Celestia... What's wrong with Prince Blueblood? He has some issues with his attitude.

And... Did you know that planets are supposed to orbit the sun, and not the other way around?

Celestia:  Ah.  Well he was simply raised that way. 

Hmm?  Oh, you must be one of those!

Equestria is very different from your world.

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