Badvice!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Laxatives, diuretics, duct tape, poison, cement, or hot sauce. Pick your poison.

 

Ponies keep using my bathroom. How do I make it stop?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Invite all of Ponyville to your house.

 

I keep leaving games without saying 'gg' first.  How to start?

[Moon Rat 4,772]

go sing campfire songs about it

 

 

how do I get back into gaming?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Get stuck on a skywheel, wait until you have to pee really bad, then we'll talk.

 

(I saw a documentary on skywheels, and one part described the emergency incentives used for one particular wheel in Asia...)

 

I wanna watch something. Recommendations?

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

I wanna watch something. Recommendations?

Family Guy.

 

 

I still owe money to my former landlady and energy company. What should I do?

[Key Gear 6,663]

Pay them with monopoly money.

 

I'm tired. I can't sleep. How to fall asleep?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

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I'm looking for a word processor. What do?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Use This

 

I require more minerals. What can I do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Collect sea water. Evaporate water. Acquire salt. Boom, minerals.

 

What's the best weapon to use to decapitate your enemy?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

A nail cutter.

 

How do I lift?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

With your back

 

Im out of coffee. Now what?

Edited March 27, 2013 by D1scordant

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Try heroin. 

 

I'm out of soap. How do I wash my hands?

[Blue Lightning 275]

I heard poop is a new type of hygiene product

I bought a hamster, Ky jelly, and Rubber gloves, what do I do with these?

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Make a milkshake.

 

I accidentally got a scorpion stuck in my pants. What should I do?

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Put another one in there; it must be lonely. (if the sting you it's because they need more company)

 

I'm tired and I don't wanna go to school.

Edited March 27, 2013 by SparklingTwilight

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Call the russians and have them nuke your school.

 

I hurt my spine lifting boxes. What do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Lift boxes full of oranges instead.

 

I died from hanging out with murderers. What do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Make paper.

 

I wanna make plastic. What do?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Place both hands into boiling water for five minutes.

 

I'm bored. Now what?

[Clover Heart 978]

Fap, duh.

 

What should I bring to the picnic?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

ants.

 

Trixie doesn't like me. What do?

[Golurk 468]

Get an 18-wheeler.

 

I'm feeling naughty. What kind of prank should I pull on a friend of mine?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Fill their car with construction foam.

 

What movie should I watch?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Inject them with science.

 

This jerk just injected me with something. What do?

 

Dang it ninja... watch Indiana Jones 4.

Edited March 28, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Inactive01 5,299]

Embrace it. Don't do anything about it.

 

What's the best way to know my crush's feelings?