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I have no idea what that means o.O

Have you ever slipped in a puddle of a homeless mans chocolate milk vomit?

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Always trust a man in a big white van!

Have you ever had an "astral projection" experience?

 

That happens to people?

 

Have you ever had one of those dreams that somehow shows you something that will happen in the future.

 

Yes. Yes, it does *tries to forget*

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You know it... when the time calls.

 

Have you ever listened to a republican debate and listen to the rhetoric?

 

I don't particularly enjoy the majority of republicans, so...

 

Have you ever had a dream within a dream?

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Yes. But it didn't fly well.

 

Have you ever been accused of being a hipster?

 

Haha okay I'm really good at making origami.

 

Anyways, what's a hipster?


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Yes. But it didn't fly well.

 

Have you ever been accused of being a hipster?

 

No. But people keep pointing to mew and saying, "You da man!"

 

Have you ever blamed one of your nasty farts on an innocent bystander?...and everyone believed you.

(PS, word to the wise do NOT try this on your girlfriend...)

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