Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

To the elephant graveyard from The Lion King.

Why is water not blue?

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

Because of pee

I have a stupid question?

[Nsxile 26,898]

No. You only have an answer.

Why do you need a minimum of 20 characters to post on this site? 

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

Because 19 is an odd number and no one likes odd numbers.

Why does quoting someone count towards the character count and not using pony emojis? 

[Nsxile 26,898]

12 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Because 19 is an odd number and no one likes odd numbers.

Why does quoting someone count towards the character count and not using pony emojis? 

Because the show's characters clearly can't count, yet a quote totally can 

Why aren't our avatars represented in a 1d shape rather than a 2d one? 

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

Because 1d is less counting this website has to do.

Why are green grapes called white grapes and purple grapes called red grapes?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

36 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Why are green grapes called white grapes and purple grapes called red grapes?

Because green and purple colors were already taken by Orange Grove Street Families and Ballas

Why does it hurt when i watch the sun ?

[Nsxile 26,898]

3 hours ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Because green and purple colors were already taken by Orange Grove Street Families and Ballas

Why does it hurt when i watch the sun ?

Because you're not staring hard enough 

Why doesn't it hurt when I angrily glare at the moon?

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

Because Nightmare Moon is staring back at you.

Why do horses exist?

[ToastedScone 395]

To cave in the skulls of the unworthy?

Why don't snakes have feet?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 9/21/2020 at 10:53 AM, ToastedScone said:

Why don't snakes have feet?

Because they don't like shoes !

Why are orange orange ? 

[TBD 17,254]

because fruit and color are the same things

why is the earth flat?

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

because fruit and color are the same things

why is the earth flat?

Because I can grow into a giant and flatten the world for everybody.

Why do we all exist?

[Woohoo 34,035]

That's classified.

Why can't I see my eyeballs?

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

That's classified.

Why can't I see my eyeballs?

You got to pull them out first. Duh!

Why do we humand have two nostrils instead of 10?

[Woohoo 34,035]

Because our noses would be just one big hole.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 9/24/2020 at 10:17 PM, Woohoo said:

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

Because you're too stupid 

Why don't we don't 3D glasses to see the world ?

[Woohoo 34,035]

The inventor got three D's on his report card.

What is the translation of Gunter Gleiben Glauchen Globen?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I think it's Gunter, the gun gunned  gluten ?

Why is the time passing ?

[Woohoo 34,035]

Because we don't want the time to fail.

Why is shipping so slow?

[Will Guide 21,360]

20 hours ago, Woohoo said:

Because we don't want the time to fail.

Why is shipping so slow?

Because the fandom keep debating who ends up with who.

Why can't I find other snake ponies?

[Woohoo 34,035]

Because most of them are really shy. 

Why does Rivers Cuomo want to wrestle with Jimmy?

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

Because most of them are really shy. 

Why does Rivers Cuomo want to wrestle with Jimmy?

Because Jimmy is a cricket and can easily be squashed.

Why is race car spelled the same way forward and backwards?

[Woohoo 34,035]

Magic. *snort snort*

Why is it called the Safety Dance?

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Because it's not safe to dance the Macarena.

Why is a dime worth ten cents?