Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 10/2/2020 at 11:08 PM, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

How did ponies evolve from chickens? 

By crossing the road !

Where do ponies comes from ?

[Nsxile 25,772]

Eggs... Laid by Scootaloo herself 

Is the moon really made of cheese? 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Everything in space is dairy, just look at the Milky Way!

Why do they call them “grape tomatoes” if they aren’t really grapes?

[DubWolf 16,709]

Because of SJWs  .

(I thought your answer was clever/stupid  ).

Why don't cats bark?

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Because they don’t like to chase squirrels up trees, so “bark” isn’t in their vocabulary.

Why do turtles stick their heads in their shells?

[Cagey 4,209]

Because: wouldn’t you if you could?

Why is wind colorless?

[DubWolf 16,709]

Because it can't choose its color, and it doesn't want to take the chance that it might look green , like a fart.

Why can't cockroaches be pretty?

[Evil Pink One 13,309]

On 9/16/2020 at 1:27 AM, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

No. You only have an answer.

Why do you need a minimum of 20 characters to post on this site? 

Actually you need 21 characters (do not include this on the game this is just a correction)

Because they're ugly

Why hasn't this forums change the 20 is the minimum into (21 is the minimum characters)

[Yakamaru 3,077]

Because 21 is too much a round number to use. It can be divided by 3 and 7 as well, and those two numbers are a big no-no.

How many onions does it take to make food taste bad?

[Nsxile 25,772]

1 hour ago, Yakamaru said:

Because 21 is too much a round number to use. It can be divided by 3 and 7 as well, and those two numbers are a big no-no.

How many onions does it take to make food taste bad?

Just the one onion ruins everything... After adding more, it just makes the food taste better and makes you cry over  it 

How many plumbers would you need to pick all of the plums in the world? 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

As many plumbers as there are plums.

Why is it called “My Little Pony” and not “Our Little Pony” or “Your Little Pony”? 

[Evil Pink One 13,309]

Because it's Hasbro's little pony

Why are we doing this again?

[DubWolf 16,709]

Because doing that is not an option  .

What were bookmarks called before books were invented  ?

[Evil Pink One 13,309]

Scroll marks.

What were scrollmarks called before the scrolls were invented?

[Tao 6,770]

High end toilet paper. 

What do you call a saiyan with no tail?

[Will Guide 21,326]

On 10/7/2020 at 6:03 PM, Tao said:

High end toilet paper. 

What do you call a saiyan with no tail?

No story to tell, obviously.

What would you call Disney without a fan like me?

[Yakamaru 3,077]

Actually good. 

why is there no ice cream left? :<

[Nsxile 25,772]

3 hours ago, Yakamaru said:

Actually good. 

why is there no ice cream left? :<

Because it's on the right, obviously <:

Why did no one ever build a leaning tower of pizza? 

 

[Yakamaru 3,077]

51 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Because it's on the right, obviously <:

Why did no one ever build a leaning tower of pizza? 

 

Because you'd eat it before it would be even remotely halfway finished.  *omnomnomnomnomnom*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Nsxile 25,772]

15 minutes ago, Yakamaru said:

Because you'd eat it before it would be even remotely halfway finished.  *omnomnomnomnomnom*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To come to the realisation that it was Scootaloo this whole time. 

Is it really possible to become a tree? 

[Yakamaru 3,077]

Just now, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

To come to the realisation that it was Scootaloo this whole time. 

Is it really possible to become a tree? 

Yes, but it involves barking. Lots and lots of barking. At other trees.

Why haven't Sinbad eaten a pineapple yet?

[Woohoo 32,871]

He has to eat a regular apple first.

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?! 

Edited October 12, 2020 by Woohoo

[TheRockARooster 47,784]

Because they were deep fried.

 

Who is the one responsible for the responsibility of responsibilities?

Edited October 12, 2020 by BoneSoldier

[Will Guide 21,326]

 

13 hours ago, BoneSoldier said:

Because they were deep fried.

 

Who is the one responsible for the responsibility of responsibilities?

Maybe whoever's responsible for the responsibility of responsibility for responsibilities.

Why do people never mind their own business?

[Woohoo 32,871]

Because they're busy with their own mindness.

What is the life cycle of a meme?