Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Cause your mother came from space and is building a doomsday machine.

 

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you... Won't you join in the dance?

 

If it's a Punk Disco then yeah!!! 

 

Why does eating a Sloppy Joe dismantle my Trilbies?

[Hidey 2,836]

 

[CosmicMelody2112 209]

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Edited April 27, 2023 by CosmicMelody2112

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

PURPLE!!!!

 

*ahem* too my overly emotional sister who groped with her husband groped for everything they could get and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy I leave a boot to the head

A what!? Oof!

Jenny are you OK

And one for her wimpy husband hank

Oof!

[DigitalRocket 185]

banana fight!

 

is this mlpforums

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No,it's Pizza Castle.

 

Is this Pizza Castle?

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Well get on with it the bar's opening soon

 

Two hundred and twenty four plus banana how many pickles do I have?

[Sidon Aldermane 52]

A half and a half ain't an apple.

 

Why did I get this tattoo of a mustache?

[zombienixon 330]

Because you huffed paint thinner and a large man in a Bikini wearing a Horse head mask told you to do it or you would die.

 

If you spliced the DNA of a Siberian Bear and an Avacado, what would you create?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get the right to arm bears.

 

Just how much wood can a wood chuck chuk?

[ponylaces 1,870]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

Who let the dogs out?

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Ya Mom, Anyways. Why does eating a Sloppy Joe dismantle my Trilbies?

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Because Sloppy Joes and Trilbies have been at war for years.

 

Why does it always rain on the sun?

Edited January 11, 2015 by Blue Moon

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Because Sloppy Joes and Trilbies have been at war for years.

 

Why does it always rain on the sun?

 

LOL!!! They Tricksc0pe each other!!!

 

Because That's not the way it works. Rain has to go on the sun to feed it some mmglegum.

[VitalSpark 1,830]

...

 

Why didn't the user above me ask a question?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

He didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.

 

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What happens if you text your mom "got 2 grams for $40"?

[lomk 20,663]

I hope you got enough to share!

 

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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A better question is 'why is it not?"

 

Do you like to lick ice cream?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

No, I slurp it.

 

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If you fart on the moon, how far does the air cookie travel before it breaks up and hits the lunar surface?

[Samurai Equine 51,094]

THERE IS NO AIR IN SPACE! Your fart will suffer and die before it even leaves your butt. You'll be coughing up ice chips and wearing butt warmers for MONTHS!

 

Did I make the winning play, coach?

[VitalSpark 1,830]

The large bus designed for long distance transit says: "No. You are a talented playwright, but you only got second prize in the competition."

 

Able was I ere I saw?

[DigitalRocket 185]

pancakes!

 

pancakes?

[VitalSpark 1,830]

pancakes!

 

How do colourless green ideas sleep?

[ponylaces 1,870]

They don't. Green is not a creative color.

 

Why are you looking at me like that?

[Samurai Equine 51,094]

Sorry, my eye fell asleep. Didn't see you there.

 

Wazza matta 4 u, ah?