Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Not_active 732]

Because it lacks intelligence.

 

Why do we exist?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

because pi is exactly three.

 

why does the dog want in my room?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Your pencil

 

 

How do you use chopsticks? 

[Mort 73]

Yes. (sorry I'm sure that's been used more than a few times)

 

Why can't I hold all these wombats?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because they are all flying away.

Why are Equestrian mountains shaped like giant time capsules of stone?

[I love Jelly Otter 477]

Ask that whoever was responsible for the backgrounds' design...   Were you the one?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

 

Why do otters build ladders by waterfalls?

[SCS 7,508]

It is a direct result of the second law of thermodynamics. 
 
when dae narwhal bacon? xd le upboat for exposure xd

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

In the summer swim.



SPOO?!

[Saroth 102]

SPOO!

 

How much chuck could a chuck wood wood if a chuck wood could wood chuck?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

5

 

How do you rip a paper? 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

My mouth is a black hole.

Where does the number "19" come from?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

The number 91, some schmo decided to turn the numbers around one day.

 

Why does cold create shivering people?

[Frozen_star 36]

Because Ant hills are green.

 

What is the colour Banana?

Edited April 15, 2015 by Frozen_star

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Black. And sometimes a very dark gray.

 

Who just murdered me brutally?

[Midnight Gaze 131]

You did, because it was fun.

 

Why isn't Silverspoon best pony?

Edited April 16, 2015 by Midnight Gaze

[Illusion Fox 77]

Silverwho

 

Who love gazoline?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

The true Hardline.

 

Who made the best crackling?

[Moonlit_Night 223]

the person who made the best crackling

 

Cupcakes

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Muffins. You become boring, grey muffin horse who only thinks of muffins and rocks, almost like your sister.

How can I create Derpys out of muffins?

Edited April 23, 2015 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Frozen_star 36]

Sunshine lollipops and, rainbows causing us to weep and greet all day long.

 

What's a friend?

[Magic Note 2,748]

A miserable pile of secrets!

 

How do you walk on water without falling over?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

You stop the waves.

 

Why doesn't a complex algorithm chop wood?

[Galen Selanno 351]

Because complex algorithms are too busy being complex.

 

What is the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

You just asked it.

 

What is wrong with a simple algorithm?