I am your god...

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME AND GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINS!

Edited April 16, 2013 by darklord260
*trollface*

[Nohbdy 4,108]

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

Just... wat.

[PrincessShadowRose 6]

Do you prefer the volcano method, or the dagger method when sacrificing virgins?

[Shift 4,272]

 

LOL NO

Edited April 16, 2013 by ѕнιғт

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Do you prefer the volcano method, or the dagger method when sacrificing virgins?

I DEMAND MY VIRGINS UPON A HOLY ALTER. THEIR HEART HELD HIGH AS A GIFT!

Edited April 16, 2013 by darklord260

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Wait you want the virgins...damn, who knew that a demonic god would come up. Well I hate to break it to you, but there aren't any virgins....anymore at least.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Wait you want the virgins...damn, who knew that a demonic god would come up. Well I hate to break it to you, but there aren't any virgins....anymore at least.

THEN MAKE ME VIRGINS!

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Screw you, you're a god, don't you have the abilities to make your own virgins to feed on?

 

[PrincessShadowRose 6]

Seems like the best way to do it.  Do you like monetarial sacrifices such as gold/jewelry or just pony?  Can they be near-virgins?  As Sherlock said, they're hard to find...

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

No

[Shift 4,272]

i'm a virgin...

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

 

Screw you, you're a god, don't you have the abilities to make your own virgins to feed on?

 

 

 

Seems like the best way to do it.  Do you like monetarial sacrifices such as gold/jewelry or just pony?  Can they be near-virgins?  As Sherlock said, they're hard to find...

YOU WERE NOT MADE TO QUESTION ME!

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Lamest god ever

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Lamest god ever

AND SO YOU SHALL DIE FIRST!

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Look, I've been around loads of other dark lords and seriously they make you look like a poser. Also yeah about that whole me dying first thing, I've got enough other friends who are dark lords that can help me out against you.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Look, I've been around loads of other dark lords and seriously they make you look like a poser. Also yeah about that whole me dying first thing, I've got enough other friends who are dark lords that can help me out against you.

MORTALS!

 

NO UNDERSTANDING!

[Shift 4,272]

MORTALS!

 

NO UNDERSTANDING!

 

I understand you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...r'e lameness.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Evil gods can't catch a break. Here's a tip: OP is a virgin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

I understand you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...r'e lameness.

......

VIRGINS HAVE MORE UNDERSTANDING!

[Shift 4,272]

......

VIRGINS HAVE MORE UNDERSTANDING!

 

Protip: I'm a virgin

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Protip: I'm a virgin

THAT IS MY POINT

 

 

TO THE ALTAR!!

[Shift 4,272]

THAT IS MY POINT

 

 

TO THE ALTAR!!

 

NO

 

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

MORTALS!

 

NO UNDERSTANDING!

 

Wannabe dark lords, just don't get it.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I promise to worship you.

Aslong as it helps me meet my selfish desires.