Marco And Key Gear: A love story

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

(The following is one hundred percent fact)

 

This is a story about the love between two members of the staff team, Marco and Key Gear. Their connections were not obvious at first on the forums, no, not in the slightest. However, soon they would learn that their fates were intertwined, and they would discover love that had never been seen before.

 

It all started one day, when Marco casually told Key Gear that he did photo-shopping. Key Gear jumped at this, and, knowing that Marco could not refuse, asked him to hold an art stream every Saturday night. However, this was not the entire purpose of the stream. Somewhere deep inside, a spark ignited in the hearts of both staff members that day, and a legend was born.

 

So when time for the first stream came, Key Gear prepared eagerly. Marco however, was not quite content with that. He waited patiently for Key Gear to show up, and then he started doing Pony art while chatting away. However, eventually, an unexpected party got involved.

 

A dashing young chap with the Charisma of a whatever-is-charismatic named Harmonic Revelations soon joined in on the stream. He started to annoy Marco, and soon noticed a pattern emerging. Marco would always talk favorably about Key Gear. Marco's words almost read like a love letter.

 

Marco would say such dashing things to Key Gear as:

 

"Key Gear better show up"

 

"Key Gear, why do you have to be so difficult?"

 

"Die"

 

Or the most romantic:

 

"I hope you die in a horrible fire"

 

Marco was sending a very clear message of love. He gave every verbal cue he could, raising his voice, cussing, gargling, and coughing, all and any one of these a universal sign that you are romantically interested in someone.

 

Key Gear took the signal, and started playing hard to get. Often times, he would show up to the stream late or leave directly in the middle. This agitated Marco that his affections were being ignored. However, even the anger could not cool the embers of the passion that ignited in his heart. He would find the love and compassion that he so desperately seeked if it was the end of him.

 

Marco tried to get Key Gear's attention by searching DeviantArt with the safe filter off, but to no avail. That is when Marco finally got an idea, he would start doing a gaming stream. He would play games with lots of Shiny things, since he knew Key Gear enjoyed Shiny things. It was a big hit, and soon Marco had a large number of people on the stream.

 

Marco knew that Key Gear was both the glue that held the stream together, and the glue that held his affections together. Without Key Gear, Marco felt empty inside. He needed the love of the one person who made him feel special, Key Gear makes Marco feel, like he's the only streamer in the world, like he's the only streamer Key Gear will ever love.

 

When Key Gear does show Marco love, Marco could not be happier. The happiness reduces him to a babbling lover. Marco does not let physical distance get between him and Key Gear, he promised himself that he would find a way to make it work.

 

Marco would curse and rage, not because the games agitated him, but because Key Gear had left a huge hole in his heart, one that had to be filled. Ever since the last stream, Marco has been trying to fill that hole with

Ear-infection medication, but to no avail. Marco remains frustrated with how Key Gear always plays hard to get.

 

Marco still does the stream, and still eternally attempts to show Key Gear that they are meant to be together forever. Maybe one day he will be successful.

 

However, one thing is for certain, their love will last forever.

Edited April 20, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Zoop 8,384]

Everything makes so much sense now - like why Key dragged Marco into a romance RP on the forum with him.

 

I bless this union. 

[Key Gear 6,663]

Everything makes so much sense now - like why Key dragged Marco into a romance RP on the forum with him.

 

I bless this union. 

 

I'll kill you.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

 

I posted ferrets

[Zoop 8,384]

I'll kill you.

 

I love you. <3

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I'll kill you.

Key Gear, Zoop and I are very happy for you and Marco.

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Marco tried to get Key Gear's attention by searching DeviantArt with the safe filter off

 

That's suicide . Key, Marco means it! Don't lead him on any longer!

Edited April 20, 2013 by DashForever

[The Soldier 2,044]

5/5 stars

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

How beautiful. ;_;

 

May they make many babies!

[Starshine 16,335]

Lies

 

All lies

 

Everything is a lie

 

[---------------------- 1,645]

@@Zoop,@@Harmonic Revelations, @, @@Lady Rarity Pony,  

 

 

 

.....WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS? SERIOUSLY, I HAVE SEEN SOME REAL [censored] UP [censored] IN MY TIME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A [censored] [censored] [censored]

 

 I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ACTUAL [censored] GIANT [censored]

 

HARMONIC, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE YOU [censored] AND [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] WHILE I [censored] [censored] TO YOUR [censored] VERY [censored] UNTIL IT FALLS OFF.

 

......anyway, I am gonna go bang my head into the wall, have a nice [censored] day.

[Marcato 2,143]

I need to do a dramatic reading of this.

[The Soldier 2,044]

@@Zoop,@@Harmonic Revelations, @, @@Lady Rarity Pony,

 

 

 

.....WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS? SERIOUSLY, I HAVE SEEN SOME REAL [censored] UP [censored] IN MY TIME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A [censored] [censored] [censored]

 

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ACTUAL [censored] GIANT [censored]

 

HARMONIC, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE YOU [censored] AND [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] WHILE I [censored] [censored] TO YOUR [censored] VERY [censored] UNTIL IT FALLS OFF.

 

......anyway, I am gonna go bang my head into the wall, have a nice [censored] day.

Hmm... It needs a little more cuss words.

[Zoop 8,384]

@@Zoop,@@Harmonic Revelations, @, @@Lady Rarity Pony,  

 

 

 

.....WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS? SERIOUSLY, I HAVE SEEN SOME REAL [censored] UP [censored] IN MY TIME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A [censored] [censored] [censored]

 

 I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ACTUAL [censored] GIANT [censored]

 

HARMONIC, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE YOU [censored] AND [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] WHILE I [censored] [censored] TO YOUR [censored] VERY [censored] UNTIL IT FALLS OFF.

 

......anyway, I am gonna go bang my head into the wall, have a nice [censored] day.

 

[Batbrony 16,056]

Well, since no one else has posted it yet, might as well be the first:

 

 

+

 

 

Still a Better Love Story than Twilight

 

 

don't care if it's been done to death, totally worth it!!!  and also true

[Jonke 3,743]

How cute... :3

 

[Killian Jones 2,655]

OTP

[Vaporeon 1,168]

I don't know how to top that so uhh...Have some Dunsparce.

 

 

Yes.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

@@Zoop,@@Harmonic Revelations, @, @@Lady Rarity Pony,  

 

 

 

.....WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS? SERIOUSLY, I HAVE SEEN SOME REAL [censored] UP [censored] IN MY TIME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A [censored] [censored] [censored]

 

 I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ACTUAL [censored] GIANT [censored]

 

HARMONIC, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE YOU [censored] AND [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] WHILE I [censored] [censored] TO YOUR [censored] VERY [censored] UNTIL IT FALLS OFF.

 

......anyway, I am gonna go bang my head into the wall, have a nice [censored] day.

I regret nothing.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

@@Zoop,@@Harmonic Revelations, @, @@Lady Rarity Pony,  

 

 

 

.....WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS? SERIOUSLY, I HAVE SEEN SOME REAL [censored] UP [censored] IN MY TIME BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A [censored] [censored] [censored]

 

 I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ACTUAL [censored] GIANT [censored]

 

HARMONIC, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE YOU [censored] AND [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] WHILE I [censored] [censored] TO YOUR [censored] VERY [censored] UNTIL IT FALLS OFF.

 

......anyway, I am gonna go bang my head into the wall, have a nice [censored] day.

What will you wear at the wedding?

Edited April 28, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Tank the tortoise 262]

Key, Marco, I hope you both have a wonderful life together!  I wish you both the very best!