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The mousse is loose.

I just wanted to try some of Applejack's Apple Juice.

Because I can't make a moose


I'm always sorry.

Did not want to bother you

I'll just sit over here

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Those rhymes weren't punny.

 

In fact, those were so subVERSEal.


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Forever a pun.

 

Also, when a biologist specializing in genetics tries cooking, (s)he likes to do some alternate spicing.

 

Sorry for bump, but I FIGured new jokes needed to be PUMPKIN to this thread.

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Not sure if this one has been made yet, but I was playing Minecraft with a friend and this creeper comes up while I'm getting obsidian.

 

I told him to mine his own business.

 

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WHY DID THIS BREAK OH LUNA NOW I HAVE TO FIX IT DEAR CELESTIA!

 

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If Rapunzel was a tank driver, she would be Rapanzer.

If Rapunzel was a hip-hop artist, she would be Rappinzel.

If Rapunzel was dedicated, she would be Rapunzeal.

If Rapunzel was pastafarian, she would be Ramenzel.

If Rapunzel was a murderer, she would be Reapunzel.

If Rapunzel was making jokes, she would be RaPUNzel.

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Look at the name in the quote area.

I could go on with how pun this whole thread is, and I'm shore you'll sea how amazingly awful I can be.

 

Are you shore you want to start water puns again?

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This isn't a pun, but it's kinda hilarious if done right:

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Impatient cow."

"Impatient cow wh-"

"MOO!!!"

OR....

 

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Patient cow."

"Patient cow who?"

"Moo moo moo moo moo?"


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Fairly shore. I'm not washed up just yet. As you can sea I have many more to weed out of my ocean of jokes.

 

One a seemingly random note, do you think shell like my mussels? I heard beaches love mussels.

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(You mean mussels. :3)

Hey I just met you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my number.

So call me maybe.

 

Because it had to be done.

 

Hi there, lemme repeat your names... Maybe and Crazy, who just met You?

 

Speaking of, here's one I found, dunno where.

Baby, I put the STD in "STUD"... all I need now is U.


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A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot.

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


"No matter what. We have to live our lives with no regrets."

- Portgas D. Ace

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