Terrible, Terrible Puns

[AIMonkey 197]

The mousse is loose.

I just wanted to try some of Applejack's Apple Juice.

Because I can't make a moose

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

Those rhymes weren't punny.

 

In fact, those were so subVERSEal.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

http://askpun.tumblr.com/

Forever a pun.

 

Also, when a biologist specializing in genetics tries cooking, (s)he likes to do some alternate spicing.

 

Sorry for bump, but I FIGured new jokes needed to be PUMPKIN to this thread.

Edited July 6, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[SinisterMongoose 104]

Just watch this movie... Everything that Arnold Schwarznegger says is an awful pun related to cold, ice, freezing, etc. Trust me, it's the gold mine of all puns.

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

You'd think everybody needs somebody, but Sylvester Stallone and he looks content.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

[moneyshredderofdeath 414]

0:37 and 1:13

[willinilly 134]

You can tune a Piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Left overture.

Hi Infidelity

yes those were all record titles

Edited July 17, 2012 by willinilly

[None42069 520]

The puns... My mind is taking

[dar tunsh 446]

Not sure if this one has been made yet, but I was playing Minecraft with a friend and this creeper comes up while I'm getting obsidian.

 

I told him to mine his own business.

 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

If Rapunzel was a tank driver, she would be Rapanzer.

If Rapunzel was a hip-hop artist, she would be Rappinzel.

If Rapunzel was dedicated, she would be Rapunzeal.

If Rapunzel was pastafarian, she would be Ramenzel.

If Rapunzel was a murderer, she would be Reapunzel.

If Rapunzel was making jokes, she would be RaPUNzel.

Edited July 21, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[catfusious 33]

What do you call a Mexican with out a car?

Carlos!

Yeah thats a bad pun......

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

YOUR CALENDERS DAYS ARE NUMBERED.

 

What does a clock do when it is still hungry after a meal ? it goes back Four seconds.

 

I don't know if ether of those has been used, and if so... sorry

[pjsforever 89]

Jam: "The fruits of my maker's labors made me fructose. You jelly?"

Yogurt: "I lactose things."

[Random User 249]

Wow, geology puns sure do rock.

 

...That was a gniess one, right? I'd say so.

 

The post limit sure is making this post difficult to leave the ground.

[Brook 663]

Applejack:"I hate pears"

Pinkie:"You do?"

Applejack:"A--ently

[FedoraMemes 582]

Hey I just met you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my number.

So call me maybe.

 

Because it had to be done.

[Keypassion 232]

Hey I just met you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my number.

So call me maybe.

 

Because it had to be done.

 

Look at the name in the quote area.

I could go on with how pun this whole thread is, and I'm shore you'll sea how amazingly awful I can be.

[Nightfall 3,950]

 

Look at the name in the quote area.

I could go on with how pun this whole thread is, and I'm shore you'll sea how amazingly awful I can be.

 

Are you shore you want to start water puns again?

[Keypassion 232]

Are you shore you want to start water puns again?

 

Fairly shore. I'm not washed up just yet. As you can sea I have many more to weed out of my ocean of jokes.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

This isn't a pun, but it's kinda hilarious if done right:

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Impatient cow."

"Impatient cow wh-"

"MOO!!!"

OR....

 

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Patient cow."

"Patient cow who?"

"Moo moo moo moo moo?"

[Nightfall 3,950]

 

Fairly shore. I'm not washed up just yet. As you can sea I have many more to weed out of my ocean of jokes.

 

One a seemingly random note, do you think shell like my mussels? I heard beaches love mussels.

Edited July 23, 2012 by Nightfall

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

(You mean mussels. :3)

Hey I just met you.

And this is crazy.

But here's my number.

So call me maybe.

 

Because it had to be done.

 

Hi there, lemme repeat your names... Maybe and Crazy, who just met You?

 

Speaking of, here's one I found, dunno where.

Baby, I put the STD in "STUD"... all I need now is U.

[Kalakauer 20]

A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot.

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Keypassion 232]

One a seemingly random note, do you think shell like my muscles? I heard beaches love muscles.

 

Shell like your mussels if you don't clam up. Either way, shell want your cockle. (A cockle is a type of bivalve, for those who don't know.)