AIMonkey 197 July 6, 2012 Share July 6, 2012 The mousse is loose. I just wanted to try some of Applejack's Apple Juice. Because I can't make a moose I'm always sorry. Did not want to bother you I'll just sit over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Babylon 116 July 6, 2012 Share July 6, 2012 Those rhymes weren't punny. In fact, those were so subVERSEal. If you want to fly, jump at the ground and miss. -Zaphod Have no idea where to put your soul after a tragic demise? Come talk to Babylon! We'll care for your soul (with some possibilities not limited to burning scalding impalement soul destruction unnecessary hiccuping etc.)! Your soul will rest next to a beautiful countryside (IF A SCALDING BURNING WASTELAND IS NOT COMFORTABLE THE COUNTRY SIDE ISN'T BEUATIFUL)! Enjoy your afterlife (Ok that part's just a lie we tell to hook customers) ! Babylon's Soul Care Hard to see the big picture behind pile of corpses. -Dr. Mordin SolusBeautiful signature picture made by Pixiglow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 (edited) http://askpun.tumblr.com/ Forever a pun. Also, when a biologist specializing in genetics tries cooking, (s)he likes to do some alternate spicing. Sorry for bump, but I FIGured new jokes needed to be PUMPKIN to this thread. Edited July 6, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterMongoose 104 July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 Just watch this movie... Everything that Arnold Schwarznegger says is an awful pun related to cold, ice, freezing, etc. Trust me, it's the gold mine of all puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 You'd think everybody needs somebody, but Sylvester Stallone and he looks content. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyshredderofdeath 414 July 16, 2012 Share July 16, 2012 0:37 and 1:13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willinilly 134 July 17, 2012 Share July 17, 2012 (edited) You can tune a Piano, but you can't tuna fish. Left overture. Hi Infidelity yes those were all record titles Edited July 17, 2012 by willinilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None42069 520 July 17, 2012 Share July 17, 2012 The puns... My mind is taking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dar tunsh 446 July 17, 2012 Share July 17, 2012 Not sure if this one has been made yet, but I was playing Minecraft with a friend and this creeper comes up while I'm getting obsidian. I told him to mine his own business. WHY DID THIS BREAK OH LUNA NOW I HAVE TO FIX IT DEAR CELESTIA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 (edited) If Rapunzel was a tank driver, she would be Rapanzer. If Rapunzel was a hip-hop artist, she would be Rappinzel. If Rapunzel was dedicated, she would be Rapunzeal. If Rapunzel was pastafarian, she would be Ramenzel. If Rapunzel was a murderer, she would be Reapunzel. If Rapunzel was making jokes, she would be RaPUNzel. Edited July 21, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catfusious 33 July 21, 2012 Share July 21, 2012 What do you call a Mexican with out a car? Carlos! Yeah thats a bad pun...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Light Diamond 2,802 July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 YOUR CALENDERS DAYS ARE NUMBERED. What does a clock do when it is still hungry after a meal ? it goes back Four seconds. I don't know if ether of those has been used, and if so... sorry 1 Something something something something Ask me stuff...and all my OC's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjsforever 89 July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Jam: "The fruits of my maker's labors made me fructose. You jelly?" Yogurt: "I lactose things." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random User 249 July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Wow, geology puns sure do rock. ...That was a gniess one, right? I'd say so. The post limit sure is making this post difficult to leave the ground. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brook 663 July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Applejack:"I hate pears" Pinkie:"You do?" Applejack:"A--ently 1 Ask me anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedoraMemes 582 July 22, 2012 Share July 22, 2012 Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. Because it had to be done. The Anime Thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/20661-the-anime-thread/page__hl__the%20anime%20thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. Because it had to be done. Look at the name in the quote area.I could go on with how pun this whole thread is, and I'm shore you'll sea how amazingly awful I can be. 2 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Look at the name in the quote area. I could go on with how pun this whole thread is, and I'm shore you'll sea how amazingly awful I can be. Are you shore you want to start water puns again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 Are you shore you want to start water puns again? Fairly shore. I'm not washed up just yet. As you can sea I have many more to weed out of my ocean of jokes. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filly Pinkie Pie 208 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 This isn't a pun, but it's kinda hilarious if done right: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Impatient cow." "Impatient cow wh-" "MOO!!!" OR.... "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Patient cow." "Patient cow who?" "Moo moo moo moo moo?" Thanks PixiGlow for my PINKTASTIC SIG!!! Cute Avatar made by Dragonshy! Though you are shy and sweet, and I bake every treat, everyone has differences, even best friends, but I can't see the differences in you and me, my friend (formerly Pinkie Pie Rocks) You're only one good thing, and dreams are never worth a thing, my Fluttershy. ~Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 (edited) Fairly shore. I'm not washed up just yet. As you can sea I have many more to weed out of my ocean of jokes. One a seemingly random note, do you think shell like my mussels? I heard beaches love mussels. Edited July 23, 2012 by Nightfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 (You mean mussels. :3) Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. Because it had to be done. Hi there, lemme repeat your names... Maybe and Crazy, who just met You? Speaking of, here's one I found, dunno where. Baby, I put the STD in "STUD"... all I need now is U. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalakauer 20 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. "No matter what. We have to live our lives with no regrets." - Portgas D. Ace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 23, 2012 Share July 23, 2012 One a seemingly random note, do you think shell like my muscles? I heard beaches love muscles. Shell like your mussels if you don't clam up. Either way, shell want your cockle. (A cockle is a type of bivalve, for those who don't know.) http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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