Doctor XFizzle 8,669 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 As seen in my current status: I placed a dirty $20 bill in the washer to clean it. I got arrested for money laundering. 3 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 I used to be a heavy gambler, but now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. 2 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devyp2theizo 170 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 (edited) This thread.... lol After a long day... A guy walks into a bar... and says Ow... ;D that was painfull... for both of us I stood up all night thinking of this one.... here goes... This guy http://mlpforums.com/user/101-zoop/ is a ZOOPer moderator. we could quiz the forums creator on mlp... i think he would pass.. im worried he might Feld0... (fail though) boooooooooooo!!! Edited February 12, 2012 by Devyp2theizo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 (edited) A classic: I mustache you a question, but I see you're bushy so I'll leaf you alone. Oh, here's one I came up with in a DA comment: Hey, quit dogging me. I'm not pussing your muttons, am I? And this, is another classic. A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "What's with the long face?" Edited February 12, 2012 by Derth Fader the Ponith I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 12, 2012 Author Share February 12, 2012 Berry Punch: "What do you call something 6cm long and made out of various types of fruit?" Cheerilee: "I don't know... what could it be?" Berry Punch: "The punch line!" Well that was very forced... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 An unemployed jester is nobody's fool. 5 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. 4 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 12, 2012 Author Share February 12, 2012 What gun can be made out of cards? An AK-47! "Did you hear about that new part time job that Shelly got from that metal head?" "Yeah. Apparently she is now the Iron Maiden..." Oh god... that was horrible... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 How fast is it to put on pants with a fastener than pants with a button? It's a snap. MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viscra Maelstrom 3,718 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 why did we not choose to gobble thy backside? because we were too busy to gobble thy upside. 1 Soundcloud---------Twitter---------Tumblr---------DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 12, 2012 Share February 12, 2012 A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog seller, and says: "Make me one with everything." 4 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 February 13, 2012 Share February 13, 2012 (edited) Bakers are very reliant on dough. They knead it to survive. Edited February 13, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle 2 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espionage 113 February 13, 2012 Share February 13, 2012 Can I axe you a question? Alea Jacta Est May I Steal Your Soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 Can I axe you a question? Cut me some slack. I'm not that sharp. 2 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viscra Maelstrom 3,718 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 Mr. Punnyberg says: and that's how i became a joker. Soundcloud---------Twitter---------Tumblr---------DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert3186 45 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 Confuscious say: man who walks infront of car gets tired. Man who walks behind car gets exhausted 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 I like brains. -asdfzombie Did this even exist, on YouTube for example? I haven't checked. I know there are asdfponies videos, but zombies...? I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 What did the Egyptian say to the person who provided a valid excuses as to for something? Pharaoh 'nuff! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashi Takamine 123 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 (edited) What do Egyptian kids say when their lost? "I can't find my mummy." A dragon was laughing at a knight. The dragon goes: "YOU SLAY ME!" *headdesks* I wasn't even trying that time... Edited February 14, 2012 by Arashi Takamine 1 Found at Hagaren.org Proud Pega-sis/Brony and writer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 (edited) Two Wongs don't make a Wright. I don't know who initially said that, but I first heard it from Michael Weatherly during an interview with the NCIS cast. (Weatherly's version said "white" though, not "Wright") Edited February 14, 2012 by Derpth Fader the Ponith I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrFrog 927 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. "Never give no manipulative bitch the benefit of the doubt" - Compa's grandpa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 3 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive01 5,299 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 I heard this one here and there. Phoenix Wright: Why am I so smart? Because I'm always WRIGHT! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larko 78 February 14, 2012 Share February 14, 2012 What kind of cookie does Han Solo eat? Extra Chewie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 February 15, 2012 Share February 15, 2012 Hmmm this addition problem hasn't been finished yet. Something's up. 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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