Dawn♥Rider and the Cerebus

[Ashley 2,427]

Okay kiddies, it's story time for all the good little forum members! Sit on down around your Aunt Glaceon.

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of MLP Forums, there was a staff member named Dawn♥Rider. He was new to the staff; he was only an underling Poniverse Staff. Now, as a staff, you must be the best of the best. You must be witty, have cunning, and be smart. Some of the newer staff hadn't been displaying these qualities-they weren't making references, they weren't spelling things correctly, they were using bold too much... I could go on and on. Some of the newer staff got off lucky. Since they were new and were busy working on other things, they were cut some slack. But one of the staff wasn't spared: Dawn♥Rider.

Since Dawn♥Rider wasn't living up to the name of the MLP Forums Staff, he was sent on a quest to catch them all. Wait... that was someone else... Anyways, he was sent on a quest to become good enough to be a staff member. He had to find the Cerebus, and bring back one of it's heads.

Dawn♥Rider was furious. How dare the admins deem he wasn't good enough? Sure, he didn't spell that great and he used lots of bold sometimes, but that didn't mean he was a bad staff! He didn't know what to do. Dawn♥Rider secretly plotted revenge against the admins. He would team up with the Cerebus, rather than kill it. He would follow in the footsteps of Zoop, and wreak havoc on the kingdom. No, he wouldn't just follow in the footsteps of Zoop. He would bring Zoop with him.

It was easy to convince Zoop to go with him. He was bitter against the mods for two things: demoting him and poking him with sticks. Zoop grinned at the prospect of getting his revenge on the admins. He had eagerly agreed to go with Dawn♥Rider, and use his remaining admin powers to convince the Cerebus to help them. He had packed them bags containing some sandwiches and 5 cents. They were ready to go.

Nobody seemed to notice that Zoop was gone, or even care for that matter. Everything was fine in the kingdom of MLP Forums, but not for long.

Dawn♥Rider and Zoop had to travel through some rough terrain. Bannedland was not an easy place to traverse, as it was covered with broken banhammers, kick sticks, and so much more. There was open flames, volcanos, and rocky ground. Dawn♥Rider had gotten 4 banhammer handles stuck in his foot, and he had plenty of splinters. Zoop, however, remained unharmed. He smirked every time Dawn♥Rider got a banhammer stuck in his foot. Dawn♥Rider finally lit up when he saw the Cerebus's cave. He squealed a bit, started jumping up and down and pointed. This got Zoop's attention rather quickly. Dawn♥Rider started running, but Zoop stopped him. They needed to conserve their energy, after all.

Walking up to the Cerebus's cave was not an easy task. It was guarded by several cyclopes, but Zoop has easily defeated them with his katanas, as Dawn♥Rider watched in awe.

Now the two were entering the lair of Cerebus. "A three headed dog isn't much of a threat," Zoop had said, laughing. Dawn♥Rider wasn't so sure. Entering the cave, Zoop smirked. He walked up to the Cerebus, and said some ancient words: זייַן אין מיין קאָנטראָל.

The Cerebus was at his command now. Zoop led it out of the cave, and made it lower it's neck. He pulled himself and Dawn♥Rider aboard, and rode onward. Tonight, the kingdom of MLP Forums was going to ruin.

Zoop finally unleashed his master plan. He quickly brainwashed Dawn♥Rider, and threw him on the ground. He snapped his fingers, and Dawn♥Rider was teleported back to his room. Zoop was now ready to take his revenge. He started to trample buildings, burn forests and warp anything else. The town was in pure terror-in need of a true savior.

The admins were awoken to the sight of their kingdom being burned down. They were in pure shock. Taking swift action, they cast a fire resistant spell over the town. This stopped some of the damage-at least for now. Chigens and Kay, as well as Vexx3, were sent out with their troops to stop Zoop yet again. Fighting a long and hard battle, they sent out missiles, spells, bombs, and arrows, but to no avail. Zoop was immortal, after all. Then Chigens came up with a plan. She would have Kay enchant a set of nets, and then they would use the nets to capture Zoop and the Cerebus. After that, they would ask an admin to warp the Cerebus back to it's home.

Chigens quickly found some large nets, which she passed to Kay. Kay enchanted the ropes, and gave the ropes to Vexx3. He flew the net into the sky in his fighter jet. He dropped the large net over Zoop, and landed in a nearby field. He knew he had done his job, and now it was up to the admin.

Thereisnospoon303 quickly arrived on the scene, sending the Cerebus back to where it belonged. Zoop was another story though. His willpower was too strong, and he could not be warped. It was up to Kay and her magical abilities to defeat Zoop.

Kay smiled as she cast some meteors down from the sky. They landed around Zoop, forming a circle. The circle lit up and started forming a dome. The dome was light blue, and unbreakable. Zoop was trapped, courtesy of Kay. The town was saved once again from the evil clutches of Zoop.

Zoop was brought back to the castle in chains again. This time, he wasn't welcomed back into the staff. Nobody ever got bored of poking him with sticks, and laughing at him.

Edited June 4, 2013 by Glaceon

[Iudex 1,945]

Write a freaking MLPF fic.

PLEASE.

[Ashley 2,427]

Write a freaking MLPF fic.

PLEASE.

But this is more fun. :V

[Unique Pinkie Pie 173]

 

can't read masses of text

[Ashley 2,427]

can't read masses of text

If you actually take the time to read it, it's a great story. Edited June 4, 2013 by Glaceon

[Unique Pinkie Pie 173]

If you actually take the time to read it, it's a great story.

 

it make my vision go fuzzy

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

TL;DR

[Ashley 2,427]

TL;DR

I was afraid this would happen.

Read it. It's an amazing story, and isn't that long at 4,000 or so characters (about 600-ish words)

[Shift 4,271]

Headcanon accepted.

[Ashley 2,427]

Headcanon accepted.

There is more headcanons coming. Edited June 4, 2013 by Glaceon

[NavelColt 22,876]

Nostaff is safe.

[Ashley 2,427]

No staff is safe.

For saying that, you will be in one of my next stories. Hopefully I can find a role for you... that involves you getting hurt

[NavelColt 22,876]

For saying that, you will be in one of my next stories. Hopefully I can find a role for you... that involves you getting hurt

 

It better involve belly buttons, and perhaps a reference to Zoop being bald, or it won't be worthy :3

[Ashley 2,427]

It better involve belly buttons, and perhaps a reference to Zoop being bald, or it won't be worthy :3

You just gave me the best idea ever. Time to go write SBB64 and the Zoopling Cave.

[HunterTSN 1,444]

Ashley you need an editor.

 

My number is 1-800-I forgot the rest.

 

Actually you know what just PM me.

[Ashley 2,427]

Ashley you need an editor.

 

My number is 1-800-I forgot the rest.

 

Actually you know what just PM me.

Jeez, Hunter, this was just for fun. You don't need to get on my back about editors.

Fine, you can edit SBB64 and the Zoopling Cave

[HunterTSN 1,444]

Jeez, Hunter, this was just for fun. You don't need to get on my back about editors.

Fine, you can edit SBB64 and the Zoopling Cave

Sure THIS was, but stick with me me kid and you will grow up to be a great writer. You're stories will become BIGGER and BETTER!

 

MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

I love this!

Oh my gawd, I don´t even...

It´s great! Write a book, become an author make moneyz and all that other stuff!

[Ashley 2,427]

I love this!

Oh my gawd, I don't even...

It´s great! Write a book, become an author make moneyz and all that other stuff!

But this is more fun. :V

Edited June 7, 2013 by Glaceon

[Callisto 1,874]

*slow clap*

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

Zoop's only job now is making my coffee.