Monsters under the bed and in the closet. What do?

[KatonRyu 1,026]

Night one, stay awake. Night two, keep my epee in my bed and poke their eyes out. I'd say 'keep a knife nearby' but since I don't have the space to put anything next to my bed and I'd rather not have anything sharp next to my head when I'm asleep I don't have much of a choice. Fortunately for me, I don't actually have a closet, I have shelves, so I only have to worry about monsters beneath the bed.

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,371]

Under the bed?  Leave a turned-on flashlight on the floor and facing the bed underneath  

In the closet?  Mount a medium or heavy sized physical object against the closet door(s) so that monsters won't exit  

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,818]

I would stay up later and defend myself with a Glock. 

[Cash In 21,517]

On 2014-04-08 at 11:37 PM, silvadel said:

I would cash in.

You'll what?!!! :p

Anyways, I'd kindly ask them to leave me alone. If that doesn't work, I'll just scare them off.

[Trot Shuffle 3,599]

If i sleep under their bed... let's see how much THEY like it 

[Sparklefan1234 161,888]

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Monsters under the bed and in the closet. What do?

 

I hope they'd be funny monsters. 

[RDDash 18,867]

Don't read scary books, no seriously don't read them. 

[Nitobit 1,335]

On 2013-06-19 at 2:53 AM, Silverhoof said:

They only come out at night. and you are dinner.

I would take a knife, attach it to a broom for longer range, and attack them during the day, when they hide.