Monsters under the bed and in the closet. What do?

[Silverhoof 2,839]

OK here is the scenario. You just sprayed for monsters a month ago and now they are back. They are under your bed and in your closet. They only come out at night. and you are dinner. BUT, you also need a good night's sleep to go to work/school, etc.

 

Using only what you really have (or what you could get on short notice), How will you protect yourself from monsters?

 

and hiding under the covers won't work. You are on your own...

 

Edited June 19, 2013 by Silverhoof

[DuskSong 742]

Oh, I always keep something sharp by me when I go to sleep. Incase of robbers, so I would repeatedly stab the monsters until the dropped dead, and then throw their bodies into a dumpster at Taco Johns.

[Naught Important 433]

"The power of Christ Compels you!"

 

LOL JK

 

What do the monsters do? To they just watch me? Do they want to kill me? If they just want to watch me, they might as well jump into bed with me so we can cuddle.

I would seriously do that. Not even kidding.

 

If they want to kill me... looks like I'm going camping in my backyard!

[quantum flux 89]

Where's my rifle when I need it. e-e Damn right I'd shoot the beast. Right in it's snout. It wouldn't dare come near me again. Serves it right....

[Midnight Dragon 264]

The innocent me says: Run out of the house and call 911, and sleep in someone else's house (preferably close to them for security)

 

My dark side says: I'll stab them all to death and cook them for dinner! They'll never mess with me after that! MWAHAHAHAHA...hehe, sorry.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

• Dual wield kitchen knives and attack the monster, then burn the monster. 

• Run and alert my family

Call 911 so they can take care of it, simple as that.

[Adm. Colt 14]

I literally own a sword and keep it next to my bed at all times, so I think I'm all set to slay a few monsters. I also have a knife and a coke bottle salt shaker to throw at it, and there's my laptop, a bottle of water... and some game controllers. I think I'm ready to take on a monster for any scenario, lol

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

Well the easy solution for the bed monsters would be to put your mattress on the floor, so that is what I would do. They would have no  place to live.

 

The closet ones would be harder...I would have to buy some serious poisons and / or munitions. Whatever it came down to.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

The real question is how will the monsters protect themselves from ME?

 

Oh this will be fun, I'll get my dissecting tools ready so I can prepare the creatures properly for embalming so I can hang their corpses in my living room.

 

Oh, how I will enjoy slowly tearing them apart, piece by piece. It will be glorious. 

Edited June 19, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Lost 1,409]

Cast flare of course! 

 

 

Well first i would toggle godmode then i would proceed to AFK for a while so that i could build up my light armour level...

Still not serious enough?

 

fein!

 

Baseball bat to the face.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

 

"The power of Christ Compels you!"

 

LOL JK

 

What do the monsters do? To they just watch me? Do they want to kill me? If they just want to watch me, they might as well jump into bed with me so we can cuddle.

I would seriously do that. Not even kidding.

 

If they want to kill me... looks like I'm going camping in my backyard!

 

In my first post I said they look at you as...dinner. Better break out the camping gear. but ya know it IS your room. fight the good fight and teach the beasties that two can play at that game.

[Civil Sunset 54]

Too easy. Ill just.. Run! Im get afraid very easily. Id be dead in minutes.. Bad end. Or! Ill just defeat them all with the sword I keep by my bed. .. Yeah, that sounds better.

[Naught Important 433]

In my first post I said they look at you as...dinner. Better break out the camping gear. but ya know it IS your room. fight the good fight and teach the beasties that two can play at that game.

Oh, you did say that...

Either way, my bed is literally just a mattress on the floor, so there cannot be anything under there other than dust.

As for my closet, though, I am not exactly sure.

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Pick up my small bookshelf with books I will never touch, let alone read, and throw it at the monster. After that, I spay my little brothers cologne in its face until he melts into a puddle of monster stew.

 

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And they all lived happily ever after.

[Persian 46]

This. Simple, isn't it?

 

Actually, that's pretty much what my grandma and my dad told me to do and it always worked fine... And I'm surprised that no one answered this yet...

[Away 2,077]

I would show them ponies, which would turn their evil into good and they would become good monsters. See guys, ponies can solve any problem.

[Callisto 1,874]

Run. Run run run run run run run run run RUN. As far as my legs will take me. I ain't fighting no monsters. No siree Bob. I got bronchitis!*

 

 

 

 

 

*lol not really

[HunterScars 505]

firstly if the monster under the bed sticks hid hands out nail them to the floor with a nail and hammer and the monster in the closet can stay there cos he fabulous 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

That's what my twelve gauge is for.

 

jk

 

I'd beat it to death with my water bottle that always stays on my bed full of water. Also I store a lot of stuff under my bed, how would it fit?

[Away 2,077]

OMG Look at all these replies! Hey guys, what happened to love and tolerance? Do you guys not remember this scene?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1rp3HJH2-A

 

"Sometimes we all just need to be shown a little kindness."

[Smarts 1,620]

I don't suppose offering the monster my friendship will work, will it? That was Plan A.

 

Plan B would be to jump from my bed to my bookshelf. Then, I would climb it and grab the knife I keep up there. Finally, with my weapon ready, I attack the monster.

 

If Plans A and B fail. Then I will have to resort to Plan C. Curl up in the fetal position and cry.

[Betez 1,734]

I seriously keep a baseball bat next to my bed. I never know when I might need it. Any monster that feels like it wants to mess with me is gonna regret.

[Nobody Special 210]

First off, I have no worries! My bed frame broke a while back and I never got a new one, and my room was built without a closet! If I did though... I have a bow and a something that makes fire. And when kindness doesn't work, it's time to show them my 12 guage!* Not only that but I also have a twelve guage in the room across the hall along with a few .22s two Remmington 700s a few muzzle loaders, some old soviet wwii rifle, and a 243.

 

 

 

jk

[Sidon Aldermane 52]

I have a lighter and several cans of air freshener and Axe. I'm pretty much set for monsters. Unless they have scales...in which case I have a half pound bag of flour. Home made pyrotechnics win every time.

[madpenguin44 38]

If there's monster in my closet and under my bed then I would say "Mike Wazowski!" and hope there friendly to me.

If that doesn't work then I take the baseball bat form my drawer and attack!