What uncouth/strange things do you do in private?

[Xievie 498]

You know. Licking your fingers after eating cheetos, picking your nose, etc..? Maybe you talk to yourself, and possibly in a weird way?

Is there anything that most people would consider nasty, but you do it in your room out of habit or something?

 

When at home, I have bad habit of wiping my nose on my shirt when I'm sick and sneezing or something. 

Edited August 7, 2013 by Kirito the Beater

[repsol rave 2,963]

i bite my nails.

jup i said it. but i only do it when i'm alone tough. still it's just a bad habit i got. everytime i do something that needs my attention i tend to absent mindedly bite my nails.

Edited August 7, 2013 by repsol rave

[Mlpfan185 1,763]

Something was here. Something was here. Something was here. 

Edited October 10, 2018 by NONAME

[Smarts 1,622]

I bite my nails. I do it without even realizing it at times because I'm so bored. I also tear off the skin on my fingers. I do that rarely out of sheer boredom. Finally, I sometimes cut a tiny hole in my arm and watch it bleed. That helps me relieve stress. I only do these things when I'm alone mind you...which is all the time.

[ReGen 1,466]

I.. uh... sometimes go mining for gold.... But I always wash my hands afterwards! 'Cause i'm sanitary.

 

Oh, and I prefer eat with my hands. I dunno why. 

 

Finally, I sometimes cut a tiny hole in my arm and watch it bleed.

 

Edited August 7, 2013 by ReGen

[. eris . 1,661]

I bite my nails. ^/////^ I know, it's a terrible habit, but I just...I don't know. I bite them, and sometimes I pull hangnails off too, which always stings. 

 

Oh, and sometimes I chew on my shirt when I'm concentrating really hard on my laptop. Dx

[DaReaper 1,945]

I rhought this was gonna go bad.. So many things that can be said but for me would be picking my teeth and itchinf my feet prolky the worst i do, i sing but i dont care who heaes my horrible voice

[Celtore 2,770]

Yeah, I admit that im a closet gold miner. What can I say, I find it much more satisfying than blowing my nose, especially if using a tissue doesn't remove the problem.

[~StatesTheOblivious~ 1,795]

Well, I do all of that classic things when I'm in private.

 

But the worst thing is... I also do them in public. Not excessive - hay no - but I don't wait until I get a hanky when something's stuck in my nose, or until I can wash my hands when I ate something with them.

[AS41 100]

Actually I think the most unusual things I do is when Im in my car or on my motorcycle.  I wont shut up.  I talk to myself, I talk to other cars, I talk to deer on the side of the road, I talk to the ground, the bike, whatever...

[Shiki 5,855]

I bite my nails in public. I didn't know it was such a bad thing to do. ;_;

 

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When no one's awake (I stay up all throughout the night) or no one's home, I walk around in muh undies.

 

I basically never brush my hair, so I've got a case of bedhead all day unless I decide to go out (which is very rare).

 

I burp, fart, etc.

 

I sneeze without covering my mouth.

 

I don't bother throwing my dirty clothes in the little plastic hamper of mine. They just sit on the floor until I decide to pick them all up and take them down to the washing machine.

 

I eat finger foods (like burgers or something) while walking around the house without a plate, so food might drop on the floor at any time. I never sit at the table to eat. I'm weird. I just hate it.

 

If my ears feel like they're all waxy or something and it's affecting my hearing (rare, but still), I'll poke my finger in there just to check. If it's really bad, I'll go on to use q tips, but if it's not, I'll just wipe my finger off and continue on.

 

There's more, I'd imagine, but I can't think of any at the moment.

 

But gawdayum am i classy

Edited August 7, 2013 by Iroe

[Shanks 10,816]

I lick my fingers when I am eating something messy like Cheetos, when I eat taco's and some of the filling falls out I pick it up with my hands and eat it. I bite my nails, and when I am sitting I often rock back and forth often without even realizing it.

[Pan the Fabulous Ferret 2,642]

I pick my nose... but i really have no other choice. D: I get these crusty thing in my nose that just won't come out and the only way to remove them is by picking them out. It drives my crazy if I don't get them out.

[Harmony Spark 265]

Well, I'm embarrassed by this but I do pick my nose. And eat my snot. It's a habit of mine. :/

I swear as well, I said bloody shit in front of my class when I was 10! LOL XD

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Bite my nails.

 

Pick my nose.

 

Clear my throat with the most disgusting sound ever.

 

Pee outside.

 

Masturbate.

 

Sing off key.

 

Suck on my thumb.

 

Ect.

[GhostPony750 959]

I guess I talk to myself.

 

And I pick my nose, I have no choice since these crusty things really hurt.

Well, I guess almost everybody do.

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Bite my finger nails and my toe nails

 

I like liquorice tea which isn't 'uncouth': but sometimes I suck on the tea bag and open up the tea bag and eat the tea inside of it

 

I sometimes pick my nose

[Blue Moon 6,341]

I guess the only thing I can think of is that I talk to myself. It's not really that uncouth, but somebody mentioned it earlier, so I'm going to go with that. 

[Envy 6,169]

Hm... Let me think... One thing is that I sit in very unladylike ways. xD For some reason when I'm at home on my computer chair I tend to forget all about how to sit and sit properly. It happens without me even thinking...

That's really all I can think of. I still keep myself pretty decent even when I'm alone. xD

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

i have a couple of bad and quirky habits:

 

i pick my nose. yes, i still do that. and it's not only restricted to being in private, either...

 

i bite my nails, also in public at times. i do, however, cut my toe nails properly!

 

i tend to scratch my crotch and ass a lot, much to my brothers dismay. i've even gotten noted about it in school once...

 

i have an easily upset stomach. thus, i tend to pass gas a lot... both ways. it's even worse when i'm pressured to go somewhere, like in school. imagine having a rancid pressure in your bowels while sitting in the classroom... it's horrible. on the flipside, it's made me a master to pass it out in the least possible ways... for the most part.

 

lastly, something that's not quite as disgusting: whenever i'm alone, and do something, such as listening to music, playing games, or the like, i tend to talk to myself. a lot. having a lot of honest conversations with myself about what i do and whatnot. it's a bit awkward to get walked in on when i'm commenting about the game i'm currently playing, to say the least...

 

i suspect 4/5 of my regal charm has been lost after the posting of this post.

[FoxyCryptid 4,330]

+1 for picking nails(mostly because I hate having fingernails, I peel them so low my finger tips are sore most of the time, and I've gotten infections down inside the sides of them more than once.). I can also pull hangnails out of my toes with my teeth. 

 

Also, playing video games in my underwear at 5:00AM when I'm the first one up. 

I pick my nose... but i really have no other choice. D: I get these crusty thing in my nose that just won't come out and the only way to remove them is by picking them out. It drives my crazy if I don't get them out.

 

The worst is when you pick one that turned out of be a scabbed over dry spot and OH GOD IT BURNS LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL JUMPED UP MY NOSTRIL. 

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

Oh yeah, I found a few more locked away in my head.

 

I also grind my teeth to the beat of whatever song I'm listening to quite frequently. I imagine it looks pretty odd.... 

It probably puts lots of stress on my teeth as well...

 

I also like to do everything in my undies. It just feels more... free that way.

[Jokuc 8,173]

 

 

Masturbate.

Wait... How is that a strange thing?

 

 

Anyways, as a lot of people in here have said, I do bite my fingernails, cause when I cut them they get these sharp edges and when I use the nail-file it feels soooo uncomfortable idonteven... T^T

 

Um I sing along to songs where colored magical ponies sings and laughs

 

I can't remember more atm :v

[Scootalove 10,689]

I bite my nails, even when I'm not nervous. I just have a strange habit of biting my nails all of the time. It's a good thing that I don't do that in public.

[Moonlight 7,286]

Well,the main strange thing I do in private would probably be talking to myself. Of course, I barely use my actual voice anymore, so I don't really talk to myself much anymore.