If you were to suddenly grow wings?

[Dsanders 5,747]

Because why not? 

 

Here's the scenario,

 

So your just enjoying your day, doing whatever it is you like to do at this very moment in time, when suddenly, as if you had just drank some magical Red Bull, you sprout wings!

 

What do?

Edited August 19, 2013 by Sanderspie

[Scootalove 10,689]

I'll just start flying around, then fly very fast that I break the sound barrier and alter the space & time in the world. That would be pretty cool.

[Katskratch 59]

I'd be incredibly cautious with using them at first, considering I wouldn't know how and I wouldn't be sure if they were permanent. Would probably take me a day or two to work them out since I'm a fast learner and I'd pretty much be enthralled with them when I got them. After about a week I'd start abusing them in earnest. From there I'd probably just live my ordinary life with the added bonus of flight, use the wings to get notoriety and convert it into public interest for my works, etc. It'd pretty much be my motif from then on. Hopefully they look good.

[Red Star~ 158]

Pretend to be people's angel. 

 

I'd be all like, "I am your guardian angel! Now, you're guardian is a bit thirsty and he would appreciate it if you'd by him a soda~"

 

Nah, just kidding. I'd, of course, hide it. The government would likely kidnap me and experiment me if word got around about it. Other than that, I'd only reveal it to close friends. And also, I'd fly to new places that I couldn't afford to go to by plane~

[Celtore 2,770]

Do all the reality checks I can think of, sit down calmly and rationally to think about what to do, and then panic.

 

You can't exactly go to the doctors to figure out what the heck happened, you'd basically turn into a science experiment. I would put on my lab coat and pretend that they are a part of some odd cosplay and try to go about my normal life as best I can. People already know I can be a bit eccentric, so if I acted like my normal self, people would probably just nod and go about their day.

 

Of course I would try to figure out how to control them, sort of important if I don't want them moving involuntarily. I would also try flying with them, but no way in heck would I run off a cliff or try in the public eye.

Edited August 19, 2013 by Celtore

[Nomadic 210]

Yeah if I suddenly grew wings, I would probably be overly cautious and panicking as to frighten as I don't want to be turned into a science experiment. I would probably try messing around with them in a private area because being able to fly would be kinda of interesting none the less.

[Discovery Dream 592]

Can I trade the wings in for, say, fins? Because I'm afraid of heights, so if I tried to fly I'd be dead pretty quickly. I'd probably start crying, actually...

[Fire Bomb 121]

spend a few months figuring out how that happened in the first place, figure out how to fly, go to the DMV, and say "i dont need you" and fly out. 

[Ampharos 1,009]

Revel in the awesomeness and do nothing with them. I don't really like heights and I hate the sensation of falling. So if I were to fly down, I'd probably throw up or something. Yea wings aren't the thing for me.

[GhostPony750 959]

Wow, well, quite a weird situation. xD

I'd panic and try to hide my wings, because this would be very scary omg.

 

And wings on human is quite unlikely, maybe transform into a dragon or something in the middle of the street would be awesome.

[techno915 408]

I'm gonna need all new shirts.

I don't need a car anymore.

I need to build up strength so that i can carry people around.

I can smack whoever i want and then fly away.

[Broseph 215]

I would be incredibly shocked, confused and excited, and due to such mixed and extreme emotions, I would have a panic attack, causing my wings to flap uncontrollably; sending me in all sorts of directions, knocking over furniture, people etc.
I would then end up shooting straight out the window and then I'd..
idk, die I guess.

 

But this is like.. The worse case scenario

Edited August 19, 2013 by Broseph

[Starshine 16,334]

1. Do freak the fuck out to no end.

2. Frantically tries to hide my new wings. Find a power tool capable of cutting steel to remove them before anyone notices them.

3. Cries myself to sleep.

 

That, or lots of people in black suits will appear out of black vans and drag me away to a facility titled SCP

[deleted1 117]

I wold say.. I would kinda love to have wings and.. Kinda hate to have wings.. Good things: Fly around go to places you never known freak people out...  Bad things: People in black suits/shades in black vans would try to take me away! And do test on me.. *Shivers* But yeah i would love to have wings.

[Zacharias 191]

I'd learn how to use them and fly across the ocean...yeah that is all I'd need them for. The problem is, the US military would probably send AA rockets after me so I'd have to have skill.

[deleted1 117]

I'd learn how to use them and fly across the ocean...yeah that is all I'd need them for. The problem is, the US military would probably send AA rockets after me so I'd have to have skill.

We've seen too many movies of aliens and stuff like that.. *sigh* Like that movie E.D Or something Go home. I loved that movie.. Until they came and did some test on him.. *sigh* 

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I would go cut holes in ALL my shirts to show them off! I kid, I would just try to levitate quietly until I got the hang of it, go to sleep, and wake up and fly to school.

[PonyRocker95 106]

I fly out of the house and go on an awesome adventure full of rainbows, candy, and sparkly glitter! XD nah just kidding! I'd probably fly to my favorite places or something! XD

[Hangman 320]

If I randomly grew a pair of wings:

I would try out for the wonderbolts. 

Jump on rainclouds.

Play pranks.

Get snacks.

Nap in tress.

 

[Cwanky 17,588]

I'd fly around be happy in a euphoric ecstasy of joy.

 

Then at the last moment as I'm enjoying the view of the world below, realize that I'm crashing down to Earth at breakneck speeds as I'm shot down by Russian Migs for flying in unauthorized airspace. 

 

Because you know, this Earth, not Equestria for crying out loud. 

[Dsanders 5,747]

 

 

I would try out for the wonderbolts.

 

If you were in Equestria. But your not...lol

 

Anyways, it's only fair if I answer myself on the matter. If I were to suddenly grow wings, I'd immediately freak out. I'd literally go into a panic attack for like a good hour before calming down.

 

I'd probably hide them for a while too. Scientists will freaking capture me and dissect the crap out of me if I were to carelessly expose me and my wings to the public.

 

Eventually once I got really good at hiding my wings, adjusting and modifying all shirts, and learn how to fly well, then I'll have fun! 

 

I'll be like Angel from the Marvel Comics!

 

I'd also fly often around areas that are devoid of human population and settlement. Probably do some flying around the ocean as well.

 

Either way, it would be an interesting experience.

[DubWolf 17,264]

Assuming they are strong enough to lift me up, I'd test how fast and high I can fly, going around places I'd never be able to reach (top of the house,..... high places!).

 

I would hope that they are detachable so I don't become a target for the media and science @_@

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

I'd freak out at first and try to comprehend what had happened.

 

When I'm over it and everyone's OK with it, I'd go flying, It'd be so totally awesome!

[Super Derpy 535]

I would probably look back at my wings and be like "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!" I would then fly away into the sunset, never to return.

[Sylentmana 271]

Aside from looking cool and being able to convince people you're an angel, they're pretty much useless. You wouldn't be able to fly because your bones aren't hollow. They would really just be a pain in the but. I think I would just go to the doctor to see about their removal.