My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Secrets huh... I want Vinyl Sratch. With a passion. I'm turning my car into a shrine to her. Im subscribed to every deviantart page, youtube channel, and tumblr that may feature her. I like the shiping (kinda, it makes me mad its not me) I dont like her in the beastiality way, im in love with her personality. She (and RD for that matter) remind me a lot of my girlfriend. That is all

 

Oh also sci-fi ponies

[x Fluttering 14]

_{I can't stand Spike. Sometimes I fantasize about punching him.}

[Radiance64 7,053]

_{I can't stand Spike. Sometimes I fantasize about punching him.}

What? Why?

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Ok....time for me to just admit it.

 

Rarity and Twilight might be taking my favourite place among the Mane 6. I feel as if I've betrayed Dash.

Oh yeah, I am also a massive fan of the "Human In Equestria" stories. Unless they have guns, I just don't think that guns fit into Equestria at all. Humans are one thing but objects solely based around killing or wounding are something that I feel should never enter Equestria.

 

Yet they have spears, Dash mentions both bullets and "big guns" and don't tell me Twilight was aiming to "stun" Queen Chrysalis in the crystal caverns below Canterlot. I like the few good HiE stories too, usually though I like ponification being part of the package. There's nothing wrong with a weapon in of itself. If I was in Equestria and I was attacked by a Manticore . . . call me cruel but I'm gonna shoot it before it kills me.

 

Secrets huh... I want Vinyl Sratch. With a passion. I'm turning my car into a shrine to her. Im subscribed to every deviantart page, youtube channel, and tumblr that may feature her. I like the shiping (kinda, it makes me mad its not me) I dont like her in the beastiality way, im in love with her personality. She (and RD for that matter) remind me a lot of my girlfriend. That is all

 

Oh also sci-fi ponies

 

Double confession slash compliment. I hate how having a crush on any of the characters throws one in the lot of bestiality. SHOULDN'T PERSONALITY ATTRACTION BE IMPLICIT? Anyway, Vinyl's cool. Not my type, but I could see the attraction. (Octavia's more my speed.) Oh! And sci-fi ponies?

 

 

HELL YEAH!

 

Wait......oh sweet jesus how did I not see that.

 

 

Did not see what? I would love some private time with Fluttershy. I mean! . . . Not that I'm overly eager either just . . . I'm gonna hide in a corner in shame now.

 

OHHHHH! You meant that disgraceful pile of refuse SHED.MOV. Yeah doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. (Like CUPCAKES, Rainbow Factory, and Sweet Apple Massacre.)

Edited May 16, 2012 by Steel Accord

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Yet they have spears, Dash mentions both bullets and "big guns" and don't tell me Twilight was aiming to "stun" Queen Chrysalis in the crystal caverns below Canterlot. I like the few good HiE stories too, usually though I like ponification being part of the package. There's nothing wrong with a weapon in of itself. If I was in Equestria and I was attacked by a Manticore . . . call me cruel but I'm gonna shoot it before it kills me.

 

Double confession slash compliment. I hate how having a crush on any of the characters throws one in the lot of bestiality. SHOULDN'T PERSONALITY ATTRACTION BE IMPLICIT? Anyway, Vinyl's cool. Not my type, but I could see the attraction. (Octavia's more my speed.) Oh! And sci-fi ponies?

 

 

HELL YEAH!

 

Did not see what? I would love some private time with Fluttershy. I mean! . . . Not that I'm overly eager either just . . . I'm gonna hide in a corner in shame now.

 

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[Luckyy 31]

My deep dark secret? I don't like Spike. I dunno why. Just from the start I never liked him. :/

[Guest]

... If I was a gladiator. And instead of a lion, a pony was released.

 

...I wouldn't hesitate to kill it. With my bare hands.

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

I watch a TV show for little girls.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

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Then try THIS on for size!

 

... If I was a gladiator. And instead of a lion, a pony was released.

 

...I wouldn't hesitate to kill it. With my bare hands.

 

Nor would I, especially if it was a unicorn. They could f*ck you up!

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Then try THIS on for size!

 

 

#wingboner

[Steel Accord 6,660]

#wingboner

 

My work here . . . is done!

[RazzyJam 1,519]

I find it funny how people here say they are or were embarrassed to be a brony. The second I fully embraced the community, I just had to share it with the world. Like Pinkie Pie I just wanted to see everyone smile. I hope my efforts have been successful

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

Did not see what? I would love some private time with Fluttershy. I mean! . . . Not that I'm overly eager either just . . . I'm gonna hide in a corner in shame now.

 

OHHHHH! You meant that disgraceful pile of refuse SHED.MOV. Yeah doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. (Like CUPCAKES, Rainbow Factory, and Sweet Apple Massacre.)

 

I thought you interpreted "you're always welcome in her shed as......you know what, let's just not. It was based on that you said "if only" giving....implications, which caused me to relook at what I said and grimace in horror.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Pegasus25

[Steel Accord 6,660]

I thought you interpreted "you're always welcome in her shed as......you know what, let's just not. It was based on that you said "if only" giving....implications, which caused me to relook at what I said and grimace in horror.

 

Yeah like I said, I'm not into the gore. So much so that I've practically censored such content unless I'm reminded that . . . unfortunately . . . it exists.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Yeah like I said, I'm not into the gore. So much so that I've practically censored such content unless I'm reminded that . . . unfortunately . . . it exists.

 

Yeah I never got the gore. Or the clopping. or the whole thing with Chrysalis. I've only ever read Rainbow factory, and I honestly thought it was terrible writing.

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

Yeah like I said, I'm not into the gore. So much so that I've practically censored such content unless I'm reminded that . . . unfortunately . . . it exists.

 

Ya, it wasn't gore that I meant....it's the exact opposite. I wish it was gore tho, to be honest. Let's just say that I thought you meant shed in the metaphorical way........

Edited May 16, 2012 by Pegasus25

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Yeah I never got the gore. Or the clopping. or the whole thing with Chrysalis. I've only ever read Rainbow factory, and I honestly thought it was terrible writing.

 

You and me both! Rainbow Dash . . . . RAINBOW DASH! Not only complicit in industrialized infanticide, but running it?! Where the Hell does that come from? (Albeit Wooden Toaster's original song is pretty kickass.)

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

Yeah I never got the gore. Or the clopping. or the whole thing with Chrysalis. I've only ever read Rainbow factory, and I honestly thought it was terrible writing.

 

I skimmed through it and lolled at rainbow dash swearing, she was so hilariously out of character that I just couldn't take it seriously.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Ya, it wasn't gore that I meant....it's the exact opposite. I wish it was gore tho, to be honest.

 

Well sorrrrrry! Fluttershy's just my type. She's polite, sweet, demure, good with animals. She's right up my alley.

 

I skimmed through it and lolled at rainbow dash swearing, she was so hilariously out of character that I just couldn't take it seriously.

 

I guess that's my weakness, if it's not deliberately a parody, I read it straight.

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

Well sorrrrrry! Fluttershy's just my type. She's polite, sweet, demure, good with animals. She's right up my alley.

 

I guess that's my weakness, if it's not deliberately a parody, I read it straight.

 

No no, it's not that, I thought that, when you said "if only" in reference to me jokingly saying "im sure you're always welcome in her shed' as a shed.mov reference, you meant......you know. "if you know what I mean". But fortunately, I now know that you didn't

Edited May 16, 2012 by Pegasus25

[NavelColt 22,881]

I seem to have developed a non-realistic crush/slight obsession/thing with Twilight Sparkle :| She's just too cute. Hmmmmm. Hold on...

 

 

Nope. Still there.

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

I watch a TV show for little girls.

 

[Steel Accord 6,660]

No no, it's not that, I thought that, when you said "if only" in reference to me jokingly saying "im sure you're always welcome in her shed' as a shed.mov reference, you meant......you know. "if you know what I mean". But fortunately, I now know that you didn't

 

Oh okay. Understood, sorry for the confusion.

[Marcusaralius76 150]

I started watching the show purely to find out new ways to make fun of a brony friend of mine. I watched the first five episodes in the morning on a Thursday. On Saturday, I was completely caught up on the show.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

I started watching the show purely to find out new ways to make fun of a brony friend of mine. I watched the first five episodes in the morning on a Thursday. On Saturday, I was completely caught up on the show.

 

How does that feel? I'm genuinely curious.