You call this a friendship report?

[Flutterstep 47,090]

Dear Princess Vinyl "DJ Pon-3" Scratch,

Take off your darn headphones and talk! 

Sincerely, Flutterstep

[Longhaul 6,873]

Dear Princess Rental office,

Why can't you be open at a consistent time every day, instead of making me lose sleep trying to guess which hour of the day you're open?  Don't you want to take my money?

Your faithful tenant, Longhaul

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

Dear Princess Matt (my truck lol)

Why must you take all my money?

Sincerely, your owner. 

[ToastedScone 397]

Dear Princess Cadance,

Please have another wedding so I can buy more toys of you. I'm begging...

Your faithful student, ToastedScone.

[Rainbow Cloud 18,062]

Dear Princess Rainbow Dash,

Your awesomeness is so inspiringly awesome.

Your faithful student, Rainbow Dash.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle

You just lost the game.

Signed, Princess Trollestia

[Totally Nyx 36,061]

Dear Princess Nyx,

Is the whole living forever thing all it's cracked up to be?

- Your faithful friend, Totes

[Sparklefan1234 171,306]

Dear Princess Della Duck,

You are my hero.

Your Friend, Sparklefan1234

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Take my Cutie Mark, I wanna see what happens.

Your smiling friend, ExplosionMare

[Sparklefan1234 171,306]

22 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Take my Cutie Mark, I wanna see what happens.

Your smiling friend, ExplosionMare

 

Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Thank you for giving me the power to *Boom* 

Aww! Not again. 

Your Friend, "@ExplosionMare" 

Edited April 15, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Dear Princess Celestia,

If you can’t read this, it’s time for you to get glasses.

Sorry not sorry,

ExplosionMare

[Sparklefan1234 171,306]

2 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Dear Princess Celestia,

If you can’t read this, it’s time for you to get glasses.

Sorry not sorry,

ExplosionMare

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

Your last telegram was a letter expressing praise for your vastly superior and exceedingly more beautiful sister, Princess Luna.

Totes not jealous, LunaMoon1000 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Deer Princes Cuhlestiya,

I 4got hough 2 spel.

Yers trooly,

Xploashun Mair

[Sparklefan1234 171,306]

7 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Deer Princes Cuhlestiya,

I 4got hough 2 spel.

Yers trooly,

Xploashun Mair

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

The proper use of punctuation is one of my greatest struggles. 

Your Friend,

Sparklefan1234 

Edited April 16, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

Apple jack is still my top best friendship reporter.

" I was right all along!" 

[Sparklefan1234 171,306]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I think @Treeglow Flicker  is mad at me.

She hasn't spoken to me in...Oh, she's a Kirin. 

My sincerest apologies,

Sparklefan1234 

 

P.S. I think Treeglow Flicker would make an *excellent* Canterlot Castle caretaker.

She's always going on and on about how much she LOVES working around her house and garden and I think she'd be a perfect candidate. 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned how to spell again!

Yours truly,

ExplosionMare

[Shadowmoth2011 150]

Dear Princess Big Macintosh:

Name a cuter sneeze than that of Tina Kwee. Oh wait...you can't. 

Your local crazy person,

Shadowmoth2011

[Totally Nyx 36,061]

Dear Princess Lyra,

Are you feeling ok? You look a little green.

Your faithful friend, Totally Not You

[Sparklefan1234 171,306]

Dear Princess Lyra,

I have to hand it to you, you truly have a finger on the pulse of the ponies of Equestria.

Keep up the AWESOME work! 

Your Friend the Changeling, @Totally Nyx 

---

Lyra: You can stop giggling now, Totally. It wasn't that funny. 

You: Are you kidding? Writing a letter to yourself as somepony else is hilarious. 

Me: *Sighs heavily* You guys are both weirdos. 

[MarkusTactician 61]

Dear Princess Trunks,

       You lied to me.

                         

                               Your friend, Broly

[Wingnut 6,994]

Dear princess Optimus Prime. 
 

I learned from you that routinely dying at inopportune times is not a formula for success. 
 

Your faithful student, 

Bumblebee