Talk like Zecora

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

Simple; you can talk about anything you want, but it must rhyme.

 

I'll start:

 

you must make your words rhyme,

or else your visit here will be wasted time.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

For breakfast I drank the juice of the orange

 

 

.....f***.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Doctor XFizzle

[Malinter 3,064]

this rhyming lark is kinda shite, especially when it's late at night.

Edited December 16, 2013 by Malinter

[Guest]

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[SomariFeyWright 776]

I know not for certain,

But I'm fairly sure,

A topic such as this,

Has come before.

 

I recall there was rhyming,

As Zecora had done.

Even with some conflict.

(Though all in good fun)

 

But that thread has finished,

Worn out and tired,

Perhaps this rendition,

Could be the revival so desired.

[Cwanky 17,735]

Helping others who may need a lift,

Is truly the best type of holiday gift.

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I truly hope this has not been previously created,

or this might feel a little dated.

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

I truly believe this will be popular soon

If not,you will reach upcoming doom

[Guest]

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Edited June 7, 2018 by ,,,

[Malinter 3,064]

Other threads seen more than most,

quite hard it is to find this post.

[Cwanky 17,735]

You mustn't fear nor fret when you are faced with a test

The key to success? Never look back and do your best

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I thank you sir for inspiration

in my time of despiration

[Malinter 3,064]

At this cold and lonely time of year.

we must help those who face this fear.

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

I really need to go to bed

To rise early, and get ahead

But instead I write posts like this

Stupidly taking the piss

[Princess Derpy 672]

Talking like this is a pain

I really like her... mane?

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

I believe this thread died before it started

I just farted

[Princess Derpy 672]

Talking like this is fairly hard

There's grass in my yard.

[DigitalRocket 185]

I think this thread is dying.

Because nopony is buying. 

[Moonlight Magician 494]

It is quite difficult to rhyme.

 

It almost feels like a crime.

 

???

 

That was terrible rhyming.

 

I feel like crying.

 

[Mephala 2,635]

I believe there exists a thread such as this

But if the mods haven't seen it yet, I suppose it must persist. 

Hopefully this will soon pick up more rhymes

or otherwise it will die in due time.