The Genie grants you one wish...But there's a catch!

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Granted but you become the wrong Hellen Keller you wanted.

 

I wish for world peace

[Demirari 454]

Granted. But people must be sacrificed every year in at least one million to sustain it. They must be alive during the process.

 

I wish for a giant truck to dump money next to me. Real money. Dollars only.

[Kelario 95]

Granted, but the dollars are not valid in your country.

 

I wish for murderous aliens to come to earth

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but they only kill and destroy everyone and everything you love including friends and family and will make your enemies rich and powerful

 

I wish i had a cupcake.

Wish granted,you die choking ona banana

I wish I was Hellen Keller

 

ona?

[Hopplar 16]

Here. I put extra kitty litter in the icing for you 

 

I wish for the Flutterdash ship to stop  :okiedokielokie:

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but a pinkidash shipping takes over.

 

i wish for a cookie.