Ways To Off Someone

[Sky Cutter 294]

got another idea? post it here

 

NOTE: this is just to be goofy, i am not (that) insane. just for humor.

Edited February 13, 2014 by Sky Cutter

[Champion RD92 8,658]

this is a messed up topic....wtf..

[Rockymoo 2,137]

I'd like a "Fire the Buffalo Man Beam" to be an option, please.

[Chevette 1,052]

"Get incinerated by Buffalo Man" should be a choice for the poll.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Vat of Acid, no doubt about it.

[Skeleton Kin 385]

/r/equest: Boiling hot metal stick up the butt

[ukxRainbowdash 165]

Let them die of starvation in a small room with Justin Bieber posters everywhere! Mwahhahahhahahahhahahhahah!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Vat of acid...Because its a lot easier to explain why you have a huge vat of acid than explaining the body buried in your garden.

[Jokuc 8,173]

I'd rather just go with a knife.

[Sky Cutter 294]

I'd rather just go with a knife.

 

that sounds really boring. unless they also have a knife and your having a mini-sword fight

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Let the ravages of old age finish them off slowly and agonizingly.

Revenge is sweet.

[Sekhayet 253]

Wow... they're all so unoriginal.

[Sky Cutter 294]

Wow... they're all so unoriginal.

 

Wait, you've seen someone explode into tacos before? could you send me the link I kinda want to see that?

[Sekhayet 253]

Wait, you've seen someone explode into tacos before? could you send me the link I kinda want to see that?

 

 

It's less the taco part than the explosion.

[FlutterShiny 19]

Step 1. Become vampire with shape-shifting abilities.

 

Step 2. Seduce them and turn back into yourself at the worst possible moment for maximum terror. 

 

Step 3. Suck. Not the fun way. 

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

[Wingnut 6,988]

I would say drop an Acme Anvil from Looney Tunes on them.  Or is that too similar to dropping a safe on the head?   

[CawsOfDestruction 26]

Step 1: Somehow shrink the one who you are killing to a height of 2cm/about 1 inch.

Step 2: Swallow them whole.

Step 3: Laugh as they slowly dissolve within your stomach acid.

[GottlosMann 221]

Replace their insulin with antifreeze?

I had a lot of nasty ways I could use my knife typed up, based purely on the title and poll options, but then I saw you weren't looking for serious answers. Pays to actually read, I guess. :<