mega thread Answer the question above you.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because they just are.


How come I haven't fallen asleep yet.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Because they took Carl Sagan's Cosmos off the air.

 

What's your favourite comic/manga?

Edited February 14, 2013 by Silverwisp the Bard

[Nightfall 3,950]

Because they aren't educated.

 

Why do we always need to ask questions?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Because asking statements would just be ridiculous.

 

Sasquatch or Bigfoot?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Bigfoot is a cooler name. Sasquash reminds me of the sport squash, and I don't like that sport 

 

When will it stop snowing?

Edited February 14, 2013 by Soundgarden

[Nightfall 3,950]

Hopefully now.

 

Why do I feel like not doing school?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Because school is boring.  Stick with it, though.  Life gets a lot more interesting with a good edumacation.

 

Would you like fries with that?

[Literally Snails 2,307]

NO! You can't make me!

 

I acidentally System 32. Is that bad?

[SkyeRibbonPwny 406]

Hm, as long as its not rule 32.

 

What happens if you pour pepper on snips?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

He sneezes butterflies

Does anybody actually know why we celebrate valentines day?

[Rocco 567]

we do it for the luv'z

 

want to see a dead body?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Sure.

 

Can I poke it with a stick?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

not after last time

remember when gas was 20 cents?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I'm not that old. I remember when it was 98 cents.

 

Why can't I get a job?

[DerpyPie 38]

the irony that i am one of the youngest users here (16) and i know this is enough to put other gamers to shame

 

no, get one from your cooler 

 

 

what are the three strongest yugioh cards in terms of attack stat?

 

Double Irony my Friend, I'm just 13

 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because I can't afford that kinda quality, now quit complaining about the stems and just light it already!
 

If cheddar is sharp, does that mean it shouldn't be allowed on airplanes?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

yes but cheddar is so adorable it isn't perceived as a threat

Why can't i draw a motherbuckin Pony right?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because I stabbed your drawing hoof with some sharp cheddar cheese. Now let's go get it banned from airplanes before somepony else loses their life to this mysterious food.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

No question to answer... but the meaning to life, the universe, and everthing is 42 so I'll just say that.

When is your birthday?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Flanuary 76th

 

When were you alive?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

October 31, 13699997987 BCE (Ninja'd, but it still works)

 

Why am I so tired?

Edited February 14, 2013 by MelancholicMemory

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Because you forgot to eat your vegetables.

 

Why do people need earth shattering bass in their cars?

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

 

October 31, 13699997987 BCE (Ninja'd, but it still works)

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!

To summon large frogs to attack the world. It really works.

What is your favorite/least favorite school subject? 

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Favorite would be either Science or anything to do with Film/Cinema. Least favorite would be math.

 

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Edited February 15, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

42

Why are you eating my sesame cake?!