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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


Zyla Fae

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  • 5 months later...

255: Climb on the roof and winch yourself down from the ceiling like a secret agent blaring "Secret Agent Man" from a portable speaker.

 

253.

 

Get Hired! 

253.5: Then get fired!


MLP. Home sweet home. I forgot how nice the residents of Equestria could be. Anyone seen The Martian?

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Step 1: Obtain kilt

Step 2: Obtain bagpipes

Step 3: Learn to play aforementioned bagpipes

Step 4: Wash your kilt. Step 3 took a long time so there are some stains and a funky smell

Step 5: Apply blue paint to face

Step 6: Don freshly washed kilt and proceed to march up and down the aisles playing the finest highland tunes for all to hear and enjoy.


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Keep flyin'

 

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Step 1: Obtain foam bat (or sword).

Step 2: Make a pile of all the DVDs in the store (Just the DVDs. No Blu-rays, CDs, or games).

Step 3: Hide in pile of DVDs.

Step 4: When someone tries to take a DVD, leap out of the pile screaming "FLUFFY WORMS!" and beat them with the foam bat until they drop the DVD.

Step 5: Return DVD to pile.

 

Repeat steps 3-5 until thrown out of the store.

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I got troubles on my mind.
 
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261: Pretend to plant bombs around the store with the following steps:

 

Step 1: Obtain cubic cardboard box.

Step 2: Paint box like a Minecraft TNT block.

Step 3: Obtain elongated square cardboard box.

Step 4: Paint like a Minecraft redstone torch.

Step 5: Drive to Wal-Mart.

Step 6: Plop down TNT box at random point in store.

Step 7: Proceed to run away really fast and hold your ears.

Step 8: Repeat Steps 6 & 7 as many times as possible.

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MLP. Home sweet home. I forgot how nice the residents of Equestria could be. Anyone seen The Martian?

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 /'\_/`\/\ \     /\  _`\     /\  _`\                                           
/\      \ \ \    \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \L\_\___   _ __   __  __    ___ ___     ____  
\ \ \__\ \ \ \  __\ \ ,__/    \ \  _\/ __`\/\`'__\/\ \/\ \ /' __` __`\  /',__\ 
 \ \ \_/\ \ \ \L\ \\ \ \/      \ \ \/\ \L\ \ \ \/ \ \ \_\ \/\ \/\ \/\ \/\__, `\
  \ \_\\ \_\ \____/ \ \_\       \ \_\ \____/\ \_\  \ \____/\ \_\ \_\ \_\/\____/
   \/_/ \/_/\/___/   \/_/        \/_/\/___/  \/_/   \/___/  \/_/\/_/\/_/\/___/
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  • 2 years later...

#260 (because somepony skipped that number)

Relabel the grocery section as "Food Library". Then when people come by with their groceries, ask them for their library cards. 


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  • 3 weeks later...

#261

Turn the candy aisle into an auction house.


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#268

fill 2 carts with watermelons and play chicken in the sporting goods aisle wearing football helmets.

Edited by Cyclone 1066, Princess of Tractor Pulling

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#269 

Grab random containers of spices off the shelves and toss them up and over into the next aisle. Listen if they land on people. (Me and my brothers did this when we were younger. Definitely wasn't a good idea....)

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#271

Put one foot on the shopping cart back bar and push with the other foot. When you get to a fast speed, put the other foot up on the bar and enjoy the ride.
Just watch out for aisles or people.

(This is something I always do.)


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39 minutes ago, Panzy said:

#271

Put one foot on the shopping cart back bar and push with the other foot. When you get to a fast speed, put the other foot up on the bar and enjoy the ride.
Just watch out for aisles or people.

(This is something I always do.)

Lmao same

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