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Right, so I've decided (purely out of boredom) to create a thread where people come together and can talk about and exchange ideas of how one 'trolls'.

 

I'm one of the most irritating people I know in my personal life and I really know how to get under everyone's skin, I suppose this is almost like a sort of 'troll training centre' and why can't it be? XD

 

Ok, so I'd really appreciate any kind of activity or responses at all and I'd love to hear some tips if there are any self-proclaimed trolling pros out there :P


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I am no troll, but there seems to be two or three major paths for trolling, from what I gather.

Provoking people into a response, preferably irrational or emotional. Basically saying something outragous, stupid, or false knowing people will argue with you or put a lot of unneeded thought into it.

Or misleading people for humor's sakes.

"Topic: Is it bad to hate a certain race?" --> "See, I don't particularly like the 300m dash, but I like ___."

Then there maaay be just like, using wit. Unexpected, brutal, funny wit.

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You know, I contemplated and to a short extent attempted to troll an entire community without trolling any individuals so I don't get caught. See, shaming is how you troll individuals but pandering is how you troll an entire community. Do it right and you could fracture the community and possibly turn people against each other. All while all of your own efforts are shrouded by the crowds -- in effect appearing to be just another grasshopper in the swarm of locusts.

 

Yeah, that's all I'm going to say. But I'll be willing to share everything with the staff if they come and ask me. It's probably information that they could find valuable. Ultimately it's up to them to decide if they want to hear any of it.

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You made it purely out of boredom. Ha.

 

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Unusually if I troll I am just completely random and off topic! :P


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Haha, well that is easy, you don't lol. Unless you want to join the community of unfunny emotionally and sexually repressed social parasites that mistake cruel intent for a rough sense of humor that nobody but themselves finds funny. You will spend the majority of your time correcting peoples grammar or typo's or trying to find a way that they slightly contradict one statement to another in a pathetic and miserable attempt to give yourself the satisfaction in believing you made someone upset. You will then go on to make fun of victims of suicide, rape, or murder because you have no respect or sense of humility for anyone or anything and then you will end your week acting like you created a meme that has become viral due to a mass of insecure spineless young fat men in their mid 20's to 30's anonymously spewing hate and trying to take credit for anything that has passed through the internet because their actual lives simply don't exist.

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Haha, well that is easy, you don't lol. Unless you want to join the community of unfunny emotionally and sexually repressed social parasites that mistake cruel intent for a rough sense of humor that nobody but themselves finds funny. You will spend the majority of your time correcting peoples grammar or typo's or trying to find a way that they slightly contradict one statement to another in a pathetic and miserable attempt to give yourself the satisfaction in believing you made someone upset. You will then go on to make fun of victims of suicide, rape, or murder because you have no respect or sense of humility for anyone or anything and then you will end your week acting like you created a meme that has become viral due to a mass of insecure spineless young fat men in their mid 20's to 30's anonymously spewing hate and trying to take credit for anything that has passed through the internet because their actual lives simply don't exist.

And what gives you the impression that every single troll fits your (really long) description?


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And what gives you the impression that every single troll fits your (really long) description?

I was thinking something more along the lines of: m8 that's fucking grim... o_o


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For me being a troll is usually about being subtly referential to the actual topic at hand while seemingly being totally off topic. Sort of like hidden parody or satire. I'm not too into emotionally charged trolling, I don't find it especially funny.

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I can sum it up like this; a troll leaves his bait (Words with bad grammar) and then he waits for some person to fall into their trap.


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There are many types of trolls. Also, I knew someone on Myspace who considered himself a counter troll. He'd have people troll on certain boards (letting the owner know that the one trolling was really doing it to get the other trolls trust) to get the trust of the other trolls, so they would invite him to their secret troll board where they discuss all the trolling secrets, and also, he used biting wit and sarcasm and logic to piss off the trolls. Although, it never seemed to work =/

 

Although I got a good laugh when the troll board got closed down and he was like "What's the matter? Did your troll cave come crashing down like a bunch of huts being shot at by flaming arrows from Attila's army?" or something like that xD (bad language left out so I don't get in trouble)

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How do I "Troll"? Simple. I just throw on some Grey skin paint, and put on my horns.

 

See? I'm a Troll! :D

 

 

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Oh, you mean like an internet troll? I wouldn't know, I don't usually troll people so I'm not very good at it.


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Sorry, but due to some taking this thread as an invitation to demonstrate how to try and troll people themselves and the potential of others coming along and doing the same, this thread has been locked. Besides, since these forums try to encourage a sense of community and mutual kindness, we really don't need people talking about how best to bait and upset others. We see enough of that sort of thing in the Debate Pit already >_>.

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