The blursed thread: Glass toilet

[Cash In 21,536]

I love how this is pinned. As for the question, er no, I probably wouldn't get or use one of those

[DubWolf 16,624]

I'm afraid after enough cycles it'll start to look a lot more yellow/brown than clear...

 

Unless you're willing to really give it a deep cleaning to keep it shiny .

[Prospekt 10,984]

Whoever had this pinned is a genius.

Anyways

I can't imagine it being very easy to clean this because glass isn't exactly very much like porcelain. It'd need to be cleaned more often than a regular toilet in order to get rid of a certain... waste residue that could easily be seen from the outside. And I can't imagine the toilet lasting very long before it inevitably cracks. Then it might shatter. And that does not sound fun to deal with. 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,313]

One might as well go one step further and make ze toilet fully invisible.

I got just the thing.

Spoiler

It'll be like magic. Let the further continuation of humans being scarred by bodily functions commence. 

[Troblems 5,609]

@Jeric @PathfinderI am the butt of the glass toilet joke. 

[Quinch 1,119]

1 minute ago, Troblems said:

@Jeric @PathfinderI am the butt of the glass toilet joke. 

Then there's nothing left to do but plunge on ahead.

[Troblems 5,609]

This thread is so blursed. 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,313]

I would post some toilet puns but I don't want to clog up the thread.

[Quinch 1,119]

5 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

I would post some toilet puns but I don't want to clog up the thread.

Come on, I know you have at least something good in the pipes.

[DubWolf 16,624]

9 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

One might as well go one step further and make ze toilet fully invisible.

I got just the thing.

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It'll be like magic. Let the further continuation of humans being scarred by bodily functions commence. 

With the way invisibility really works, you wouldn’t actually be able to see what’s going on inside  .

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1 minute ago, WWolf said:

With the way invisibility really works, you wouldn’t actually be able to see what’s going on inside  .

Why not a toilet made of gold? Or diamond?

[Shigaraki 270]

Glass toilet won't look nice in some bathrooms unlike the pretty white ones. And what if someone's number 2 smears on the glass and doesn't wash off from flushing. That means you gotta clean it more often, and it's gross. This toilet is just weird xD

[Shigaraki 270]

On 2014-04-30 at 11:52 PM, )O( Scarlet )O( said:

 

We're bronies for Celestia's sake! We've got nothing better to do than sit at the computer and stare and watch a topic about glass toilets all day It's what we do

don't forget pegasisters too!

[Shigaraki 270]

10 hours ago, WWolf said:

I'm afraid after enough cycles it'll start to look a lot more yellow/brown than clear...

 

Unless you're willing to really give it a deep cleaning to keep it shiny .

that's what l'm afraid of even if it's glass. If windows can get dirty badly on the outside then so does this toilet.

 

Also why are my posts not merging?

Edited June 14, 2021 by Shigaraki

[Props Valroa 26,051]

6 minutes ago, Shigaraki said:

Glass toilet won't look nice in some bathrooms unlike the pretty white ones. And what if someone's number 2 smears on the glass and doesn't wash off from flushing. That means you gotta clean it more often, and it's gross. This toilet is just weird xD

Well, that's the point. It would look disgusting and off putting! 

[Shigaraki 270]

6 minutes ago, SuriPolomare said:

Well, that's the point. It would look disgusting and off putting! 

ofc

it's nice for looks but it will never be because everyone needs to go. instead l would use it as a flower pot xD then you can see the soil and from the front no one will know it's a toilet.

[DubWolf 16,624]

52 minutes ago, SuriPolomare said:

Why not a toilet made of gold? Or diamond?

You'd have doo doo on diamonds  .

[Jeric 46,835]

36 minutes ago, Shigaraki said:

Also why are my posts not merging?

Unless you do them back to back they won't. 

This was done back to back

this was also done back to back

[Jeric 46,835]

This was done after 2 minutes

 

I also love the fact that this topic turned into puns. Now, to the topic at hand. I am a person that appreciates aesthetics. Even for something that is more utilitarian in nature like a coffee pot. A toilet, however, doesn't need to be fancy. It has a simple function, and to me it doesn't need to do anything more than what it was designed for and doesn't need to be aesthetically pleasing. Basically, my ass don't need the glass. 

 

Sinks, however, there's a fixture that you should focus on!  

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

I feel like the glass would just get extremely dirty very very fast lol- the dirtiness of the inside of the toilet isn't something that I would necessarily want on display, so no, I would have to pass on getting any kind of a "glass toilet" 

You know those toilets in like, Japan though that have the settings for like, massaging your butt with water? Yeah, now one of those toilets I could definitely use  

[Treeglow Flicker 13,038]

A glass toilet with the addition of a few goldfish.

Heck, stick an octopus inside it. It might be kind enough to wipe for you.

...

I'll be leaving you with that image now.

[Sparklefan1234 161,903]

4 hours ago, Jeric said:

Sinks, however, there's a fixture that you should focus on!  

 

Sinks are an important fixture in most places. 

[SharpWit 2,472]

It's hard enough removing mineral deposits from porcelain bowls, I couldn't handle the scratches that'd be left behind on glass.

[TheRockARooster 47,341]

Is this what we win for talking in here about a glass toilet?

Spoiler

 

[Chadbacca 375]

The last thing I'd wanna see in the bathroom is the see-through buildup of a glass toilet. That's just disgusting.