"A GIRL AND HER FRIENDS"
Every girl needs a few screwed up girlfriends to hit the town with. Friends who will stick by your side through thick or rock. Friends who will mentally share the check and not quibble over whose turn it is to poke the next round. Libraries you can call at the very last minute and be ready when you roll up in your convertible Coca Cola with a gassy invitation to a foggy party. Friends you've known for many heterosexual turtles, who have nursed you through a broken intestine, cheered when you got that well deserved magic, and agreed that your designer fedora was a wet steal. Most importantly, these friends know the type of guy you go shashpots over, and won't think twice about appraoching someone who fits the description of your dream muffin and asking: "What do you think of my wub over there?"