Oh my glob, where do i start...
-I thought my mom and dads names were actually "mom" and "dad." People would ask me what my parents names were, and I would respond flatly, "their names are mom and dad, duhh."
-I thought there were only black and white people in the world and every other kind of person was a blend of the two. One day my teacher caught me bubbling in "white" on a scantron in 3rd grade, and said "wait, you're not white, youre asian!" My mind was blown.
-I thought teachers lived at school, and my when my mom became a teacher, i cried: "NO MOM YOU CAN't LIVE AT SCHOOL!!!"
-I thought babies randomly spawned inside a mother when they were really in love with the father.
-I thought being a "lego master builder" was a real job. Luckily for me, I was right!!!
-I thought I was becoming a girl because I started growing what looked to me like breasts during puberty where muscles expand
-"Cooties" were an actual disease that could be caught and spread. Thus I avoided girls for a while.
-There had been a world war 1, 2 and 3.
-The United States was a truly peace loving nation. now idk....
-Racism and Sexism had been completely eliminated from our society
-The world was only 2000 years old. I thought BCs in front of years were typos.
Yeah... I was one very confused child....