Probably like 7 or so posts at most, in a now deleted PM that I had about 4 or 5 years ago. Otherwise, probably in a Status update is where most of the longest conversations I've had on here are.
I've always though the worst item was the blooper. It never bothers me and I can see just fine after being inked.
As for best item, I'm fine with getting a Golden Mushroom, Red Shell or Bob-omb.
None that I can think of, most of my English teachers never gave us any freedom on what to write, so most of the time we all just had to write about serious topics.
I've never really liked Disney movies that much. I prefer Pixar movies to the other Disney animated movies. I've never liked the live action movies either.
I'm happy with my name, so I wouldn't change it. Plus I feel like it would be a hassle to get all of your documents and important stuff changed off your old name as well.
If I had to choose one, probably fire fighter, even though arguably it's the more dangerous job, with a ton of health risks that you could encounter later in life. But I'd still rather deal with fires instead of unpredictable people.