20% Cooler Than Cake

When I am walking down a hallway, I'll imagine that a portal to Equestria is going to randomly open up in the walls. I'll convince myself that it is definitely going to happen. It never does. As for talking to myself, I sort of do that. Really, when I talk to myself, it is mainly a voice in my head, but my lips slightly move as well. So to everyone else, it looks like I'm just randomly mumbling to myself.

Here is how this game works. First, each user posts a random word. Then, if your post number is a multiple of 5, you make a sentence out of the previous five words. For example: User 1: Sheep User 2: Rainbows User 3: Jumping User 4: Crazy User 5: Twilight. Twilight saw a crazy sheep jumping over giant rainbows. Good luck. My word is: Cupcakes

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The only people that I can think of that I would feel safe telling would be my family. However, in the case of meeting Pinkie Pie, I wouldn't tell anyone, and would do whatever it takes to find out how to reach Equestria.

Banned for making me realize that this topic is a battle of the banned.

No, there is definitely a resemblance. Am I the only one that doesn't watch Steven Universe?

Band for being against creativity.

In a worst case scenario, the world population will continue to rise at a high rate, and soon overpopulation and food shortages pose a major threat. Luckily, judging from the rate of technological advancements since the 1700s, we're most likely going to see technology develop at a rate never seen before, so this could be used to mass produce food, or who knows...maybe establish space colonies? However, there is a downside to this. If technology and science do accelerate, then our messed up human nature could drive us to create far more destructive, secret weapons, and make the atomic bomb look like a shot gun in comparison. That could start another race for arms and a World War III, if we're not careful. I believe that our leaders will find a way to avoid this, though global warming is another issue, and if governments don't act fast, our climate is only going to get far worse. So, eventually these problems, particularly overpopulation, are going to force us to find a way to migrate away from this planet. Can't stay on good old Earth forever, so lets hope that NASA and other private space companies are up to the challenge, because otherwise, we're all doomed.

I've been kind of stressed lately, but it's Friday. Time to kick back and relax.

Granted. You become super famous, but can't handle the constant attention, so you turn yourself into a duck. I wish for the worst possible thing to happen.

You have been caught eating a sandwich on Taco Tuesday!

What...just...happened?

I am proud to be: User 36937!! It's special because... 4 of the digits are multiples of 3? (Okay, not that special)

xD is what I always use. It seems to make the mouth bigger, and being asymmetrical can actually make it seem more realistic and casual.

I've been wondering how celebrities always seem to be cool. I think that it's because of all their fans.

Granted, but Vice Principal Luna gets jealous and turns into Nightmare Moon. I wish that I had super hearing.

Of the ones on the forum, Comic Sans MS is my favorite. Same?

Banned because cake is too delicious to be eaten with manners.

Banned for another pony-duck combination.

You have been sent to jail for being speciest!

Pizza On Ice

In the words of a certain pink pony: "Don't worry your pretty little head" - Pinkie Pie If life gives me a pear, should I start a parade?

Only if you offer her three muffins. If something is awesome but not radical, what is it if it becomes 20% cooler?

I'll bribe you to get it back, then sell the paper bag that it was in online.

Banned for not realizing that the trophy is worthless, because Twilight blinked.