Dear Discord,
All my life I have been studying the history of Equestria. Like Twilight, but, you know, not nerdy. Do I have your permission, as an aspiring director, to make a movie based on before/ during your reign? I love surreal/art-house film-making, and this could be my chance to show that. Please? I asked Celestia, but she hasn't responded.
Oh, and here's a little something. You know, a peace-keeper. P.S How's Fluttershy doing? And does Applejack ACTUALLY sell Applejack?