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A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. A. What's green, sits in a bathtub and whistles? B. I give up, what? A. A salami. B. A salami's not green. A. You can paint it green. B. A salami doesn't sit in a bathtub. A. You can put in a bathtub. B. A salami doesn't whistle. A. Ah, I just put that part in to make it difficult.
  2. Here I go again! It's memes time! P.S. I'm sorry if it's a little too harsh or if you are offended by one of these. But, you can't laugh at a joke if this joke can't take some risk.
  3. Welcome to this forum full of rainbow and joy and friendship and happiness and... I want to puke, this is a little too much. If you want to play video games or weapons stuff, I'm your guy!
  4. What's worse than stepping on a lego? Stepping on a landmine.
  5. Let's go for a lil' compilation to keep it alive! and the last one for the hour: https://i.imgur.com/U0sn3D0.mp4 MP4... yes, it's not a gif.
  6. I want to hug everyone who support me in this forum, but my brain is too lazy...
  7. It's been a long time before I've made one of these! This time, no pony is here! only Jacket and a newcomer! Mr. Foster from Killing Floor 2! I don't have smoke particles, yet, and will maybe update it (in a year or two).
  8. No meme thread is dying when I'm here!
  9. Hello and welcome to this forum of ... Joy? I don't really know, I know one thing. Don't visit my stash of my little and innocent weapons. You've been warned!
  10. The only base of people I listen for a review of a game are players. "Game Journalist" don't have an opinion, they just regroup some opinions and change them depending on how much money they get.
  11. Not gonna lie, I always dreamed of something like that (only without the sex stuff), and call it "Stories behind the stories" (lame title). I wanted heisters on Manehattan and all of those crime/police story, but with ponies. "Nice to get me out of the prison but, you could get me a limo at the f*cking least."
  12. Is it a sign that "hug a pony day" is EXACTLY the day where I got my results from my finals?
  13. It's 11PM in France, 32C, I can't sleep...

    And that's why I must post it in here...

  14. What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheel chair.
  15. Which object has the mute option for a baby? A brick.
  16. System information: CPU : AMD Athlon(tm) X4 860K Quad Core Processor (2 cores) GPU : AMD Radeon (TM) R7 370 Series Graphics (2 GB) Memory : 8134MB 28KB System : Windows 10 I'll change the GPU for a GeForce 1050 4GB in 2 weeks, the relief ...
  17. In France, every thing in public channels is dubbed, the only stuff subbed is those channels specialized in subs.
  18. "This is music to my ears, the sound of coming to terms with your own stupidity."
  19. My dad is working in a workplace about security fire systems. My mom works at Hermes (not at Paris, though), creating those leathers bags. Those sound exciting, but must of the time, they're verifying the work of others and the final product.
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