Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Mastermind 18]

Can you look at this wall? *pushes your face to the ruber wall*

[Vulcan 3,254]

Looks like I may have to...phone it in  

 

 

*Throws phone*

Edited July 11, 2016 by Vulcan

[N.W. 3,619]

Death by wall scroll! 

[Celtore 2,770]

*smacks over the head with an aluminum dog bowl*

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

*Shakes my sister* HEY GET UP... I need you to kill the user above, okay?...

[Kiri 7,287]

*tells her dog to attack you*

 

But you would probably live because there isn't a mean bone in her body  

Edited August 7, 2016 by Lady Kiriness

[twiia 1,842]

*shoves a plushie down your throat*

[Summer Breeze 2,527]

Oooooh, a nice big speed boat :idea: this will be fun.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

I hit you to death with a piano chair that my friend is sitting on.

[FrozenTear7 40]

Codename Dirty tissue. The job is gonna be nasty, but an agent has no right to complain.

[N.W. 3,619]

Aluminum water bottle or desk lamp, take your pick.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Smother you with a pillow!

[twiia 1,842]

*Throws a glass water jug at your face*

[Prospekt 11,015]

*repeatedly whacks you with an empty water bottle*

[\/ 650]

Door, air conditioner, or multiple pairs of scissors?

[Prospekt 11,015]

Umm, the scissors... just please make it quick :'(

 

Ah ha!!! *strangles you with curtains in self defense*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A running fan? That's a little gruesome. But, it works for me. Come here, Prospekt.

[Iko 21]

Death by a yellow pages book, congrats you have earned yourself a unique and inefficient death.

[Venomous 18,859]

Cell phone to the face. 

In fact, you can keep it. I need a new one, anyway.

[Prospekt 11,015]

"Hey (roommate's name here). See Venomous sitting over there? Kill 'em. Now."

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,223]

Box of cereal, I choose you! *bonk*

[IronM17 5,322]

A half-filled plastic bottle, the perfect weapon.   

[Lil Pip 775]

An Oreo wrapper. I will find a way to kill you aside from suffocation with this.

[N.W. 3,619]

An exacto-blade.

Something not completely random. 

[Summer Breeze 2,527]

I'll strangle you with my curtains and then throw you out of the window :idea: