FrozenTear7 40 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Codename Dirty tissue. The job is gonna be nasty, but an agent has no right to complain. My poetry, my dA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Aluminum water bottle or desk lamp, take your pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerGeekGuy 4,664 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Smother you with a pillow! "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiia 1,843 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 *Throws a glass water jug at your face* 'Make me your Queen' Sig by Wheatley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,032 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 *repeatedly whacks you with an empty water bottle* Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/ 651 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Door, air conditioner, or multiple pairs of scissors? Enter the Forest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,032 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Umm, the scissors... just please make it quick :'( Ah ha!!! *strangles you with curtains in self defense* Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 A running fan? That's a little gruesome. But, it works for me. Come here, Prospekt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iko 21 August 30, 2016 Share August 30, 2016 Death by a yellow pages book, congrats you have earned yourself a unique and inefficient death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,032 August 31, 2016 Share August 31, 2016 "Hey (roommate's name here). See Venomous sitting over there? Kill 'em. Now." Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Frost Wolf 42,168 August 31, 2016 Share August 31, 2016 Box of cereal, I choose you! *bonk* 1 Redeem me into childhood. Show me myself without a shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronM17 5,657 August 31, 2016 Share August 31, 2016 A half-filled plastic bottle, the perfect weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Pip 775 September 1, 2016 Share September 1, 2016 An Oreo wrapper. I will find a way to kill you aside from suffocation with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 An exacto-blade. Something not completely random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Breeze 2,529 September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 I'll strangle you with my curtains and then throw you out of the window :idea: 1 thanks Pastel Pinkie for the amazing sign! and thanks icyfire888 for the super cute profile picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypty Scribbles 6,212 September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow 8,404 September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 e-e ehhh... to my left... i have 2 books to choose from.. both soft cover but really damn thick.. one is the holy bible and the other is mein kamph (which is almost twice as thick on account of a larger font) ima make it your call.. which book should i use? or maybe both? XD 1 beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiri 7,294 September 13, 2016 Share September 13, 2016 (edited) Hmm... *throws a lamp at your head* -misreading threads like a bawss...I should go sleep now Edited September 13, 2016 by Lady Kiriness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 September 13, 2016 Share September 13, 2016 Death by socks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow 8,404 September 13, 2016 Share September 13, 2016 a 4G wifi modem (if it breaks when i kill you a swear to god im going to kill you again!) 1 beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amorphis 353 September 13, 2016 Share September 13, 2016 Have a frequency inverter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teavvi 627 September 13, 2016 Share September 13, 2016 Um...how am I supposed to kill you with a bath tub? 1 Sig by Shadow The Hedgehog// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 September 14, 2016 Share September 14, 2016 My basket of laundry? i don't think that's possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Rawne 1,381 September 14, 2016 Share September 14, 2016 Visconti Rembrandt fountain pen... Multiple stabs in the neck. I kinda haven't paid attention to the anatomy classes back in Uni and may need a couple attempts to sever the neck arteries properly, so could you please stop struggling? If that's not an issue of course... 1 Science wil reveal the Truth. Eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirlwind 1,060 September 17, 2016 Share September 17, 2016 Jokes on you! I have a Rainbow Dash plushie next to me. So....Enjoy death from cuteness 2 "There is no greater love than to lay down one's life for one's friends" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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