Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[FrozenTear7 40]

Codename Dirty tissue. The job is gonna be nasty, but an agent has no right to complain.

[N.W. 3,619]

Aluminum water bottle or desk lamp, take your pick.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Smother you with a pillow!

[twiia 1,843]

*Throws a glass water jug at your face*

[Prospekt 11,018]

*repeatedly whacks you with an empty water bottle*

[\/ 651]

Door, air conditioner, or multiple pairs of scissors?

[Prospekt 11,018]

Umm, the scissors... just please make it quick :'(

 

Ah ha!!! *strangles you with curtains in self defense*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A running fan? That's a little gruesome. But, it works for me. Come here, Prospekt.

[Iko 21]

Death by a yellow pages book, congrats you have earned yourself a unique and inefficient death.

[Prospekt 11,018]

"Hey (roommate's name here). See Venomous sitting over there? Kill 'em. Now."

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,540]

Box of cereal, I choose you! *bonk*

[IronM17 5,387]

A half-filled plastic bottle, the perfect weapon.   

[Lil Pip 775]

An Oreo wrapper. I will find a way to kill you aside from suffocation with this.

[N.W. 3,619]

An exacto-blade.

Something not completely random. 

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I'll strangle you with my curtains and then throw you out of the window :idea:

[Crypty Scribbles 5,013]

How about a magic trick?

 

I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear...

 

[Snow 7,046]

e-e ehhh... to my left... i have 2 books to choose from.. both soft cover but really damn thick.. one is the holy bible and the other is mein kamph (which is almost twice as thick on account of a larger font) ima make it your call.. which book should i use? or maybe both? XD
 

[Kiri 7,289]

Hmm... *throws a lamp at your head*

 

-misreading threads like a bawss...I should go sleep now

Edited September 13, 2016 by Lady Kiriness

[N.W. 3,619]

Death by socks! 

[Snow 7,046]

a 4G wifi modem (if it breaks when i kill you a swear to god im going to kill you again!)

[Amorphis 351]

Have a frequency inverter

[Teavvi 627]

Um...how am I supposed to kill you with a bath tub?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

My basket of laundry? i don't think that's possible.

[Raven Rawne 1,381]

Visconti Rembrandt fountain pen... Multiple stabs in the neck. I kinda haven't paid attention to the anatomy classes back in Uni and may need a couple attempts to sever the neck arteries properly, so could you please stop struggling? If that's not an issue of course...

[Whirlwind 1,057]

Jokes on you!

I have a Rainbow Dash plushie next to me.

 

So....Enjoy death from cuteness