If you were starving, would you eat, "Tank?"

[Silverhoof 2,839]

OK, you are starving n; stuff. Along come's Rainbow Dash's pet turtle, Tank.

Is it time to chow down?

 

Turtle soup, or just roasted turtle over an open fire?

RD would understand, right?

[Shanks 10,811]

This thread gave me a good laugh, I suppose if I had no other choice I would. I would probably roast him over an open fire, that is relatively easy and in a starvation situation I might not have the luxury of cooking in a more complicated fashion.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Looks like it's time for turtle soup.

 

 

Or since he understands english, get him to fly over and get me some food.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,857]

You see, I love turtles. Turtles are the most magnificent, elegant, and sexy non-fictional beings to walk this earth.

 

But Tank is a tortoise.

 

Down the hatch

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

No; I'd just jump off Ghastly Gorge and end things faster and more painlessly.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Canttttt rssssisttttttt

 

TONIGHT, I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP

Edited September 24, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

@Dattebayo,

 

WITH PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 938]

If Rainbow Dash was to find me starving I'm either too close to ponyville or really drunk.

Either way, I'm sure there's a KFC just around the corner.

[Shift 4,271]

yeah because screw you that's why

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Who here has tried dog?

[lelouch. 625]

Its disturbing how many people want to kill and eat tank lol

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

I'll let this image do the speaking for me.......

 

[DubWolf 16,615]

If it were the only way possible for me to see Swirly again, I'd eat him . I'd make the kill fast.

 

I doubt she'd understand, so I'll just say that Mario jumped on him... And I'll just hide the remains . Poor Dashie though .