Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Anyone have any jokes? Here's one, So an Irishman walks out of a bar. I'm sorry. 1 Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Misty 653 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 OH I HAVE A BAD JOKE! Spell JB backwards, now we know his REAL job. siggy by PixiGlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page.Turner 940 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG 4 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbrose 20 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Anti-jokes, anyone? What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. A man walked into a bar...... he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family. Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Midnight 817 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 (edited) wanna hear a dirty joke? boy falls in the mud wanna hear a clean joke? boy takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear another dirty joke? bubbles is the girl next door Edited April 12, 2012 by Midnight Moon 8 Electrobolt is my waifu x3 Midnight moon (my main OC) siggy by: Toa of Ponies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 9 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Midnight 817 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 oh shaun connery, you never fail to make me laugh, espically when i read that in your voice 1 Electrobolt is my waifu x3 Midnight moon (my main OC) siggy by: Toa of Ponies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Well he asked for terrible jokes... How do you make a dead baby float? You take your foot off it's head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokarr 70 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 shaun connery makes everything better XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteLightning 339 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. And that, my fellow bronies, is the most overused and terrible joke of the last 5 years at least. 1 "The quantity of your friends doesn't matter, it's the quality of each one." - Unknown My OC and ponysona: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/white-lightning-r599 (Yes, that was made in MS Paint. Deal with it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. And that, my fellow bronies, is the most overused and terrible joke of the last 5 years at least. It is indeed Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demi 545 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? He had no body to go with! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow 1,137 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 This is appropriate. 1 "There was me, that is Pinkie, and my three droogs, that is Rarity, Rainbow, and Fluttershy, and we sat in the Ponyville Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening." A Clockwork Pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my waifu 2,842 April 12, 2012 Share April 12, 2012 So a baby seal walks into a club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi 1,309 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 Hello everypony, this thread is about sharing the worst joke you've ever heard.**There can be some grotesque/slightly sexual jokes, however please consider if they are NSFW or not.**I will share the worst joke I have ever heard, although I laughed very hard when I saw it.'Being a frog must take a lot of kermitment.'What's the worst joke you've ever heard? 9 Take Me Out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,304 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 "What's the difference between a leg? One foot's the same."I have not gotten that joke yet, and I do not expect to in my life. I don't like racist jokes, but all the racist jokes I know were "Funny". I use that word very literally, because as i said, I don't like them. 2 This signature was removed for being too obnoxious and arrogant. -Makusu2 By the way, if you're talking to me in a thread, please quote my previous post. Otherwise, I might not respond to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the musty book 156 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 What is Applejack's favorite drink? Applejack Daniels. -_- I pity whoever made up that joke. It makes me quite sad. I did whoever see it in a YouTube video called, "Epic Pie Time." 2 This awesome signature was made by the amazing, Rainbow Skywalker!!!! I LOVE EUREKA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 '' What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?'' Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup. That joke just screams criticism for bad jokes. 4 Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Rose 3,216 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 What's the internet's favorite animal? The lynx. I mean I get the joke but it's just bad. All the ones on this page so far are bad too LOL! 3 My OC: http://mlpforums.com...pink-mist-r3726 TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME HERE!! Want a sig like this? Check out my thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 One my mom made up while trying to be funny. What's a fishes favorite flower? A daffogill. And she used to say it every time we were in the car, and acted like it was the funniest thing ever. 3 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~StatesTheOblivious~ 1,795 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 Every single "blonde joke". They can count as one because they all have the same stupid premise. Don't know if they are a big deal in other countries, but here in Germany, we have pretty bad ones. Like: "Why is a blonde girl taking a car door along with her in the desert?" "To wind down the window when it gets too hot." Ha, ha, ha, ha... Ugh... 2 "If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences." - W. I. Thomas & D. S. Thomas Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swedish Brony 153 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 Here's a REEEEAALY bad one: "I lost the entire left side of my body... I'M ALL "RIGHT" NOW!" BWAAHAHHAAHAHHAHOOOOO!!!! Kill me now please 3 Sig made by Thunderstorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
. eris . 1,661 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 (edited) What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! I hate myself... In all honesty I laughed so hard I cried when my father told me that joke. Edited August 20, 2013 by Miss Earl Grey 8 Zatiko Cliff Chaser Sprocket Peppery Mint Tell Me What You Think Of Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Rose 3,216 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 '' What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?'' Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup. That joke just screams criticism for bad jokes. Yeah I heard that joke on Chowder. My cousins actually used to laugh at that joke but now they just think it's stupid. Every single "blonde joke". They can count as one because they all have the same stupid premise. Don't know if they are a big deal in other countries, but here in Germany, we have pretty bad ones. Like: "Why is a blonde girl taking a car door along with her in the desert?" "To wind down the window when it gets too hot." Ha, ha, ha, ha... Ugh... Speaking of blonde jokes I know a REALLY bad one that doesn't make any sense. How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her! *drums* Thank you thank you everybody for the tomatoes! I know this joke was horrible 3 My OC: http://mlpforums.com...pink-mist-r3726 TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME HERE!! Want a sig like this? Check out my thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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