Lonepony744 17 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 The worst jokes I've ever heard where puns: You know peter pan is kinda of a wimp,his punches neverland. Also I used to have a fear of hurdles but then I got over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Rarity 123 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 (edited) It has to be the ol' "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side". Believe it or not, it actually took me so long to fully understand this joke ("the other side" meaning "death"). And now that I get it, it just feels really anticlimactic.. That and it just isn't funny. Maybe someone already said this before but, that's not actually the point of that "joke". It's a anti-joke, and you can watch vsauce's video about anti-jokes, they're actually quite funny when you get the point of them OnT: I have no clue, really, I can't come up with any. Okay, this one is horrible... "Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!" Edited October 25, 2013 by *Rarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost 173 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights That's the only one that comes to mind at the moment. Sometimes peoples' reactions make it funnier too . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonepony744 17 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 I have a dark joke for everypony,There was this little girl and a old man.The old man tells the little girl that he would give her a piece of candy if she takes off her shirt.The little girl does so and gets a piece of candy.Then the old man said he give her another one he she takes off her pants.She does and gets more candy.Then the old man said if she would take off her underwear he give her a whole bag.The little girl then said to the old man,Look man I'm going to end up getting diabetes way before you fuck me. (I'm going straight to hell for that joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drehgunklew 136 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? Because they steal all the green cards. It's... Probably the worst joke I've ever, ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misty Shadow 7,874 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Believe it or not, I find this entire thread to be hilarious. Yeah, I'm horrible and I should feel horrible. One lulzy bad joke I remember hearing as I read through this thread was this. "What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano...but you can't tuna fish!". HUH HUH HUH. GEDDIT? 1 Merry Wishentine from Pipp Petals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Call of Duty being a good game series, and that its fans are hardcore gamers. This is the only thing that comes to mind right now, and the best part about that second one is that even Infinity Ward denied that CoD's fans are hardcore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Most of the world's governments are jokes too sad to laugh at. "If people don't know what you're doing, they don't know what you're doing wrong." - James Hacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troblems 5,617 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Whoever said all yo momma jokes aren't funny never heard this one: Your momma's so nasty she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh. Eww. I got an extra hour in the ballpit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostPony750 959 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles This joke is awful, but the first time I heard it, I couldn't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troblems 5,617 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 How do you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her.... Test tickles. Two guys rob a liquor store, and they steal some cheese. One robber says to the other robber "what kind of cheese did we get?" The other robber says "nacho cheese" The second robber says "how do you know?" The first robber replies "because that's what the cashier was yelling. That's nacho cheese!" I got an extra hour in the ballpit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pomfritter 165 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Pretty much every pun ever is a bad joke. The furthest extent I'll go for a pun is a pity laugh, but deep down they're just plain annoying. Unless they're very cunning, and you don't understand it instantly. Then it might be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koelath 445 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 The worst joke I've ever heard? Well, I enjoy a lot of dry humor, racist jokes, dark humor, and awful puns so "worst" is extremely relative buuuuuuuuut... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moved to Elsewhere 11,331 October 26, 2013 Share October 26, 2013 Jokes from Family Guy Well there are the jokes that I have heard so much throughout my life that they are not funny anymore like the chicken crossing the road of the knock knock boo hoo one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoofry 8 October 26, 2013 Share October 26, 2013 What word is spelled wrong everytime? Wrong. And there's: Two radio antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was excellent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away 2,077 October 26, 2013 Share October 26, 2013 To be honest, I'm not quite sure. I've heard a lot and I've even come up with a few horrible ones myself. I love cheesy and corny jokes. Puns are great too (I say a bunch in the forum lounge). What can I say? I think they're punny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koelath 445 October 26, 2013 Share October 26, 2013 (edited) I love cheesy and corny jokes. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Get it? Because cheese is cheesy and you put it on corn chips to make nachos. So it's cheesy and corny! ... ... ... Edited October 26, 2013 by Koelath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuffinzMan64 6 October 26, 2013 Share October 26, 2013 This is more a meme so... I dunno. "I used to be an adventurer like you,then I took an arrow to the knee." Whenever I hear that I want to kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esk 201 October 26, 2013 Share October 26, 2013 A panda walks into a bar, has a meal, shoots the bartender, and leaves. People there are wondering how a panda could do that. Someone says, "Don't you know? Pandas eat shoot and leaves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkRock-Pony 20 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 We've all heard a corny joke in our lives, but there are some that are just downright awful, and sometimes we still laugh at how sub-par the joke is! I'm curious to know about the worst jokes anypony here has heard. I'll start! Q: What's something small that washes up in the ocean? A: A Microwave! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOBBUFFET 38 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 Want to know a funny pizza joke? Never mind, it's too CHEESY!!!!!!!! 1 WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayoUni2847 528 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 You hear about the circus fire? It was intense. I love this one 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Kurtis 636 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 I honestly can't choose anything besides all of the 'yo mama' jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOBBUFFET 38 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 What has 4 wheels and flies? A GARBAGE TRUCK!!! BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours? A. NACHO CHEESE!!! 3 WOBBUFETT! Signature by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 April 6, 2014 Share April 6, 2014 The ''yo mama'' jokes are at the top of my list. 2 Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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