Come up with a weird law!

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Come up with a weird law!

 

Questioning Joe: Does it have to logical?

Me: What is logic?!

 

Here is a example: "It is illegal to poke a pheasant with a object made out of red oak"

[碇 シンジン 27,431]

Japan had law that you weren't allowed to dance without a dancing licence I think

[LittleMac 3,085]

It is now illegal to deep fry a turnip when it is snowing on a Tuesday night

[Rqsky 56]

 

All residents in the US must eat ice cream of any flavor and toppings on a Tuesday while having a rave party listening to Tuesday by ILoveMakonnen!

[Strider 58]

It is illegal to question this law!

[Lightbulb 170]

It Is Illegal to Wear Hot Pink Pants Past 12:00 PM on sunday.

 

(Real Australian Law, Take A Look.)

[Kiri 7,288]

It is only legal to do cartwheels in public gardens on Mondays.

Edited October 3, 2015 by Quartz Aegis

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. real in Georgia

 http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia

[DigitalRocket 185]

You must wear a hat while outside on even sundays

[Guncakes 80]

You can only buy food from a store if you're wearing a sweater on a Monday morning

[ChikaChan 7,323]

You must use straws to drink from a can xD

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

It is illegal to be chuck norris if ur not chuck norris.

 

Only chuck norris is chuck norris.

Edited October 4, 2015 by XskyxchildX

[Codelyy 1,286]

It's illegal to have any laws

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

It's illegal to streak while being covered with purple paint and having a purple wig/hair dye and say ur purple guy when the full moon is in the middle of the sky.

Edited October 4, 2015 by SmexyAnimatronic

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

It is illegal to hold a chick when encased in rubber.

 

Huh. "They" didn't specify what sort of chick...

[Exalus 16]

You Shan't Poop At 8:30 AM speciffically, or you WILL be beheaded

[Tinkh_ 239]

No citizen is allowed to sleep with socks on.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

It's illegal for you to betray the law without playing the obvious Judge Dredd clip that this is a reference to.

 

[4april 374]

From now onwards, worship of Discord is punishable by death!

Edited November 5, 2015 by 4april

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

Don't break the law about not being allowed to break the law about breaking law.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

My Law

Everyone is to be a very Sexy Female and I'm the only Male.

They're not allowed to wear any clothes but I am allowed to, and they can only have a relationship with me.

 

Wouldn't I be the best leader like ever?

Vote Lunar Echo for World Leader!

Edited November 5, 2015 by Lunar Echo

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

It is now illegal to eat cookies on Tuesdays without a permit.

 

 

My Law

Everyone is to be a very Sexy Female and I'm the only Male.

They're not allowed to wear any clothes but I am allowed to, and they can only have a relationship with me.

 

Wouldn't I be the best leader like ever?

Vote Lunar Echo for World Leader!

 

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

You must have a license to obtain a license for anything else, including a license...

[Floofie 799]

It is now illegal to eat corn flakes on Thursdays unless you are wearing a fez.

[Kiri 7,288]

You may only walk backwards in public if you are wearing galoshes.